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How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? Tell her that the drinks are on the house |
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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort |
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What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A vacant posession |
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What did the blonde's dentist find? Teeth in the cavity |
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What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? She's trying to hold on to a thought |
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What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A padded dash |
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Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? They couldn't find their eraser. |
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. |
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Why did the blonde cross the road? She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking! |
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Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was. |
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How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with last night gave you a good
blow-job? The sheets are sucked up your ass. |
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Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for hours? Because it said 'concentrate'. |
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Why can't blondes count to 70? Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. |
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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt'n peckers. |
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How is a blonde like peanut-butter? They spread for the bread. |
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What do you call a blonde on a waterbed? Cherry Float. |
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What do you call a blond mother-in-law? An air bag. |
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What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost
their popularity? B.J. |
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Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped? Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open. |
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Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? To avoid the draft. |
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