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	What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? An interpreter.
	What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? A Sweet Fuck.
	What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Frosted Flakes.
	What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes.
	What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader.
	What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch Manager.
	What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever.
	What do you call two nuns and a blonde? Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
	What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head.
	What do you call a hooker and four blondes? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.
	What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence.
	What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
	What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? "Have another beer."
	What do Blondes say after sex? Are you boys all in the same band?
	What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? The more you bang it the looser it gets.
	What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up.
	What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
	What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? They both have black roots.
	How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.
	What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date. If you're not in bed by 12, come home.
	How is a blonde like peanut-butter? They spread for the bread.

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