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What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side? An interpreter. |
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What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ? A Sweet Fuck. |
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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Frosted Flakes. |
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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? Frosted Flakes. |
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What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A Space Invader. |
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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch Manager. |
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What do you call a smart blond? A golden retriever. |
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What do you call two nuns and a blonde? Two tight ends and a wide receiver. |
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What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? The back of her head. |
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What do you call a hooker and four blondes? Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. |
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What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. |
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What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. |
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What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? "Have another beer." |
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What do Blondes say after sex? Are you boys all in the same band? |
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What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? The more you bang it the looser it gets. |
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What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? They're both empty from the neck up. |
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What do blondes and spaghetti have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them. |
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What do peroxide blondes and black men have in common? They both have black roots. |
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How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. |
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What did the blonde's mom say to her before the blonde's date. If you're not in bed by 12, come home. |
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How is a blonde like peanut-butter? They spread for the bread. |
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