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Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? They're doing research on black holes. |
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Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side. |
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Why did the blonde stop using the pill? Because it kept falling out |
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What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys |
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You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. |
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What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. |
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What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? You don't eat your bowling ball |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? The blonde has the higher sperm count |
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Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper? So she could lip read |
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Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. |
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Don't tell her to swallow. |
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How do you drown a blonde? Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool |
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How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. |
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Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month? Because it says right on it "good for up to pounds." |
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How did the blonde try to kill the bird? She threw it off a cliff. . |
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Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only months? Because on the box it said 4-5 years. |
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Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts? Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor |
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What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? The other guys waiting their turn |
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What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"? "No. But I've been swung around by the tits." |
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What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist |
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What did the blonde name her pet zebra? Spot. |
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