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  Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
They're doing research on black holes.
  Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
To see what was on the other side.
  Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
Because it kept falling out
  What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys
  You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
  What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke.
  What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
You don't eat your bowling ball
  What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?
The blonde has the higher sperm count
  Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
So she could lip read
  Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
  Don't tell her to swallow.
  How do you drown a blonde?
Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool
  How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?
The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.
  Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
Because it says right on it "good for up to pounds."
  How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff. .
  Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only months?
Because on the box it said 4-5 years.
  Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor
  What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
The other guys waiting their turn
  What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by "the fuzz"?
"No. But I've been swung around by the tits."
  What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist
  What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
Spot.

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