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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!". |
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What's a blondes' favourite rock group? Air Supply |
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Why did God create blondes? Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. |
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How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? She fell out of the tree. . |
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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? So that when they're in the car they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. |
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Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A blonde electrician. |
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Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute? Because she gave blow-jobs literally |
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Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? She realized she gave her last blowjob |
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What did the blonde do when she got her period? Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? . |
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Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? She liked to be filled with cream |
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What did the blonde say to the physicist? "Why, I just *love* nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" |
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Why are blondes like cornflakes? Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. |
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How does a blonde hold her liquor? By the ears |
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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor |
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How do you drive a blonde crazy? Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them |
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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Proofreading |
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Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? For throwing out the W's. . |
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What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? One's a bunch a cunning runts. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal? One's a busy ditch. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." . |
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What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after months |
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