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  What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!".
  What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
Air Supply
  Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
  How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree. .
  Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're in the car they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
  Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A blonde electrician.
  Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
Because she gave blow-jobs literally
  Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
She realized she gave her last blowjob
  What did the blonde do when she got her period?
Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? .
  Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
She liked to be filled with cream
  What did the blonde say to the physicist?
"Why, I just *love* nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
  Why are blondes like cornflakes?
Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
  How does a blonde hold her liquor?
By the ears
  How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor
  How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them
  What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading
  Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's. .
  What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
One's a bunch a cunning runts.
  What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
  What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." .
  What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after months

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