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What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
"Oh look! Donut seeds!".
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What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
Air Supply
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Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
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How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
She fell out of the tree. .
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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they're in the car they can tell if they're going to work or coming home.
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Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A blonde electrician.
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Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
Because she gave blow-jobs literally
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Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
She realized she gave her last blowjob
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What did the blonde do when she got her period?
Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? .
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Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
She liked to be filled with cream
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What did the blonde say to the physicist?
"Why, I just *love* nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?"
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Why are blondes like cornflakes?
Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
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How does a blonde hold her liquor?
By the ears
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How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor
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How do you drive a blonde crazy?
Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them
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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
Proofreading
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Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's. .
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What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies?
One's a bunch a cunning runts.
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What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?
One's a busy ditch.
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What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says,
"Any-cock'll-doooo." .
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What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
Your job still sucks after months
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