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A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." |
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A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person
who asks "Where did you get that?" The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" |
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What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door. |
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Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. |
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What did the blonde do when she heard that 50% of accidents occur around the home? She moved. |
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What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade. |
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Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. |
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Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 3 cups of water in the little packet. |
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Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? To keep from bruising their ears. |
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Why do blondes have vaginas? So guys will talk to them at parties. |
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What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? Rebel without a clue. |
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Why don't blondes breast feed their babies? It hurts too much when they boil their nipples. |
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What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning? "Thanks, guys..." |
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What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? "Space, The final frontier." |
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How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team? Just One... Boomer Esiason. |
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What's brown and red and black and blue? A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes. |
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Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold. |
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How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? She fell out of the tree. |
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What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought. |
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How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? One. |
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Why don't blondes talk when having sex? Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers. |
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