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	A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
	A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!"
	What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? Locking the car door.
	Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.
	What did the blonde do when she heard that 50% of accidents occur around the home? She moved.
	What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade.
	Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out.
	Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? Because they can't fit 3 cups of water in the little packet.
	Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? To keep from bruising their ears.
	Why do blondes have vaginas? So guys will talk to them at parties.
	What do you call a blonde wearing a leather jacket on a motorcycle? Rebel without a clue.
	Why don't blondes breast feed their babies? It hurts too much when they boil their nipples.
	What's the first thing a blonde says in the morning? "Thanks, guys..."
	What does "Bones" McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde? "Space, The final frontier."
	How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team? Just One... Boomer Esiason.
	What's brown and red and black and blue? A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes.
	Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
	How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? She fell out of the tree.
	What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A thought.
	How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? One.
	Why don't blondes talk when having sex? Their mothers told them not to talk to strangers.

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