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Why don't blondes talk when having sex? Their mothers told them not with there mouths full. |
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How many blondes does it take to make a circuit? Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer! |
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How is a blonde like a postage stamp? You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way. |
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What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 12? She picks up her purse and goes home |
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Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? The vegetable garden. |
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How many blondes does it take to play tag? One. |
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Why did the blonde move to L.A.? It was easier to spell |
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Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. |
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What happened to the blonde tap dancer? She slipped off and fell down the drain. |
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Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever. |
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What do a moped and a blond have in common? They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. |
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What's the mating call of the brunette? "All the blondes have gone home!" |
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How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning? Unfertilised.. |
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Why is a blonde like a door knob? Everybody gets a turn. |
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Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? Cause she's been laid all over the country. |
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How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? She drops her nail-file! |
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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? Data transfer. |
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Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around
and come home? It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. |
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What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? The Blonde! |
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Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? Because the can't even keep two calves together! |
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Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see
where the sun went? It finally dawned on her. |
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