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  Why don't blondes talk when having sex?
Their mothers told them not with there mouths full.
  How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer!
  How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way.
  What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 12?
She picks up her purse and goes home
  Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
The vegetable garden.
  How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.
  Why did the blonde move to L.A.?
It was easier to spell
  Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
  What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
She slipped off and fell down the drain.
  Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.
  What do a moped and a blond have in common?
They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.
  What's the mating call of the brunette?
"All the blondes have gone home!"
  How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
Unfertilised..
  Why is a blonde like a door knob?
Everybody gets a turn.
  Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?
Cause she's been laid all over the country.
  How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
She drops her nail-file!
  What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear?
Data transfer.
  Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?
It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.
  What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina?
The Blonde!
  Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?
Because the can't even keep two calves together!
  Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went?
It finally dawned on her.

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