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	What do you call a blonde who has lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced.
	How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.
	How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style? A: She takes off her clothes and makes her boyfriend roll over and beg.
	How do you know a blond likes you? She screws you two nights in a row.
	How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? Her crayons are still sticky.
	Why don't blondes like anal sex? They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
	Why can't blondes waterski? When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
	What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? An IN-body experience!
	What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart? The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.
	A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde, "How do you do that?" She responded . . . "Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!"
	Why is a blonde like a hardware store? They are both 10¢ a screw!
	What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? Nothing. They've never met.
	Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears?
	What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone.
	Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up.
	Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? Because at 69 they blow a rod.
	I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them.
	How does a blonde kill a worm? She burys it.
	How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
	How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
	Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? .......... She missed.

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