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What do you call a blonde who has lost 90% of her intelligence? Divorced. |
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How do you keep a blonde busy all day? Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. |
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How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style? A: She takes off her clothes and makes her boyfriend roll over and beg. |
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How do you know a blond likes you? She screws you two nights in a row. |
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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? Her crayons are still sticky. |
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Why don't blondes like anal sex? They don`t like their brains being screwed with. |
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Why can't blondes waterski? When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. |
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What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievement? An IN-body experience! |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart? The supermarket cart has a mind of its own. |
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A blonde saw a "¿" on her computer screen and asked another blonde, "How do you do that?" She responded . . . "Simple, turn the keyboard upside down!" |
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Why is a blonde like a hardware store? They are both 10¢ a screw! |
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What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? Nothing. They've never met. |
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Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone? A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone. |
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Confucius say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up. |
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Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? Because at 69 they blow a rod. |
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I told my blonde girlfriend that I was going skeet shooting. She told me she didn't know how to cook them. |
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How does a blonde kill a worm? She burys it. |
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How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. |
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How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. |
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Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? .......... She missed. |
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