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  A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with.
  Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her."
  To a blonde, what is long and hard?
Grade 4.
  What is the definition of gross ignorance?
144 blondes
  Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
She burned her lips on the tailpipe.
  Did you hear about the blonde who was called "Sanka" because she had no active ingredient in the bean?
  Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?
  Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D. - Mentally Deficient?
  Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?
  Did you hear about the blonde who had more on her body than on her mind?
  Did you hear about the blonde who had a terrific stairway, but nothing upstairs?
  Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates was cheaper than day rates?
  Did you hear about the blonde who was told she was a silly puss, but insisted she didn't have a crazy cat?
  Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get tallergirls?
  Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?
  Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?
  At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes later, she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!"
  Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" inquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms."
  A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him "Head and Shoulders" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively, "How do you give shoulders?"
  How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night.
  Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it's not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That's disgusting!"

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