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Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? They have to pull their own pants down. |
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What do blonde virgins eat? Baby food. |
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What is 68 to a blonde? Where she goes down on you and you owe her one. |
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Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? She wanted to go on a round trip. |
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Why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest? She heard that it reduces cavities. |
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Why did the blonde give a blow job after sex? She wanted to have her cock and eat it too. |
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Why did the blonde snort Nutra-Sweet? She thought it was diet coke. |
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Why did a blonde bake a chicken for 3 and a half days? It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. |
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache. |
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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs. |
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What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes
driving lessons ? You can also sit upright in a car. |
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What's the definition of a metallurgist? A man who can tell if a platinum blonde is a virgin metal or a common ore. |
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What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde? Vaseline and Poli-Grip. |
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What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? Some traffic signs say stop. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a lightbulb? The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a bitch? A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. |
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What is foreplay for a blonde? Thirty minutes of begging. |
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What is a blonde's idea of dental floss? Pubic hair. |
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