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Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? To protect their skulls as their heads rock left and right. |
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What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin. |
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Why don't blondes like anal sex? They don`t like their brains being screwed with. |
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What do blonde virgins eat? Baby food. |
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Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days? It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. |
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Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. |
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What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde? Vaseline and Poli-Grip. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a light blub? The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. |
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What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in
her bra? Thanks for the refill. |
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Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! |
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What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? All you have to do is scratch the box to win. |
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What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). |
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What is the blonde's favorite battery? Ever-ready. |
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What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? blond doing cartwheels. |
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Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous? Who cares |
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What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? About 2 cans of hair spray |
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What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of
the road? One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . |
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How would a blond punctuate the following?:
"Fun fun fun worry worry worry" Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! |
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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Bobbing for Bimbos. |
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Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? Because that's what they train for all their lives. |
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Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List. |
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