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	Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? To protect their skulls as their heads rock left and right.
	What do you give the blonde that has everything? Penicillin.
	Why don't blondes like anal sex? They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
	What do blonde virgins eat? Baby food.
	Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days? It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125.
	Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
	What is the difference between a new blonde and an old blonde? Vaseline and Poli-Grip.
	What's the difference between a blonde and a light blub? The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.
	What did the really dumb blond say when someone blew in her bra? Thanks for the refill.
	Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
	What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? All you have to do is scratch the box to win.
	What is the blonde's favorite potato chip? Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay).
	What is the blonde's favorite battery? Ever-ready.
	What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....? blond doing cartwheels.
	Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous? Who cares
	What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? About 2 cans of hair spray
	What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . .
	How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry!
	What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? Bobbing for Bimbos.
	Why do blondes give such good blowjobs? Because that's what they train for all their lives.
	Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List.

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