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	What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.
	What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of semen.
	What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine? She peed on her corn flakes.
	What did the blind blonde say to her new boyfriend as she was making love to him? Funny, you don't feel Jewish."
	What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? She turned it over and used the other side.
	How does a blonde get pregnant? And I thought blondes were dumb!
	What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? One's a phony buck...
	How did the blonde die ice fishing? She was run over by the zamboni machine.
	How do you get a blonde off of your knees? Come.
	How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O
	Why is a blonde like Ausralia? They're both down under, and no one cares.
	Why does a blonde like the number 77? She likes to be 8 more.
	Why don't blondes like anal sex? They don`t like their brains being screwed with.
	What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's
	What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt."
	How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
	How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.
	Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades.
	How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her.
	What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A magician has a cunning array of stunts...
	What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period.

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