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What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. |
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What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? They've both swallowed a lot of semen. |
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What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had
sugar in her urine? She peed on her corn flakes. |
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What did the blind blonde say to her new boyfriend as she
was making love to him? Funny, you don't feel Jewish." |
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What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had
already written on the overhead transparency? She turned it over and used the other side. |
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How does a blonde get pregnant? And I thought blondes were dumb! |
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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a
skinny blonde? One's a phony buck... |
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How did the blonde die ice fishing? She was run over by the zamboni machine. |
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How do you get a blonde off of your knees? Come. |
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How does a blond spell farm? E-I-E-I-O |
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Why is a blonde like Ausralia? They're both down under, and no one cares. |
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Why does a blonde like the number 77? She likes to be 8 more. |
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Why don't blondes like anal sex? They don`t like their brains being screwed with. |
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What is the difference between a blonde and a prostitute? Prostitutes don't drive Ferrari's |
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What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless
Ming vase? "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." |
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How does a blonde commit suicide? She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. |
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How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde. |
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Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. |
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How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? Wave to her. |
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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and
a magician? A magician has a cunning array of stunts... |
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What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? One that never misses a period. |
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