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What is every Blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. |
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What did the Blonde say when she woke up under the cow? What are you guys still doing here? |
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What did the Blonde say about Blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. |
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What did the Blonde do when she heard the British were
coming? She stopped sucking. |
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What do UFO's and smart Blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but never see any. |
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What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!! |
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What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a lawyer? I don't know, there are some things even a Blonde won't do. |
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What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a lawyer? Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood. |
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What two things in the air can get a Blonde pregnant? Her feet! |
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How can you tell when a Blonde is horny? Stick your hand down her panties. If it feels like a horse eating oats, she's horny. |
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What's the disease that paralyzes Blondes below the waist? Marriage. |
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What's the ultimate embarassment for a Blonde? When her Ben-Wa balls set off the airport metal detector. |
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What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives
Blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill. |
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How is a Blonde like a frying pan? You have to get them hot before you put in the meat. |
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How do you confuse a Blonde? You don't. They're born that way. |
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Why do Blondes hate M&M's? They're too hard to peel. |
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What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team! |
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What does a Blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" "No, I just lie there." |
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How does the Blonde car pool work? They all meet at work at 7:45. |
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What happens when a Blonde puts her panties on backwards? She gets her ass chewed out. |
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Why was the Blonde disappointed with her trip to England? She found out Big Ben is only a clock. |
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