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	What is every Blonde's ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
	What did the Blonde say when she woke up under the cow? What are you guys still doing here?
	What did the Blonde say about Blonde jokes? She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.
	What did the Blonde do when she heard the British were coming? She stopped sucking.
	What do UFO's and smart Blondes have in common? You keep hearing about them, but never see any.
	What does a Blonde say during a porno? There I am!!
	What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a lawyer? I don't know, there are some things even a Blonde won't do.
	What do you get when you cross a Blonde and a lawyer? Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood.
	What two things in the air can get a Blonde pregnant? Her feet!
	How can you tell when a Blonde is horny? Stick your hand down her panties. If it feels like a horse eating oats, she's horny.
	What's the disease that paralyzes Blondes below the waist? Marriage.
	What's the ultimate embarassment for a Blonde? When her Ben-Wa balls set off the airport metal detector.
	What's six inches long, has a bald head, and drives Blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.
	How is a Blonde like a frying pan? You have to get them hot before you put in the meat.
	How do you confuse a Blonde? You don't. They're born that way.
	Why do Blondes hate M&M's? They're too hard to peel.
	What does a Blonde say after multiple orgasms? Way to go team!
	What does a Blonde answer to the question "Are you sexually active?" "No, I just lie there."
	How does the Blonde car pool work? They all meet at work at 7:45.
	What happens when a Blonde puts her panties on backwards? She gets her ass chewed out.
	Why was the Blonde disappointed with her trip to England? She found out Big Ben is only a clock.

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