Page 5
 |
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it. |
| |
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted! |
| |
How do blonde braincells die? Alone. |
| |
How do you brainwash a blonde? Give her a douche and shake her upside down. |
| |
What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? Artificial intelligence. |
| |
How does a blonde part their hair? (Action of scissoring legs apart) |
| |
What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? An IN-body experience! |
| |
Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. |
| |
Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? You can park in the handicap zone. |
| |
Why is a blonde like a turtle? They both get fucked up when they're on their back. |
| |
What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? Humpme Dumpme. |
| |
How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in their ear. |
| |
How can you tell when a blonde is dating? By the buckle print on her forehead. |
| |
How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead! |
| |
What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her
nametag)? "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?" |
| |
How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? By the lipstick on your cucumbers. |
| |
What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? You only have to punch information into a computer once. |
| |
What do a blonde and your computer have in common? You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. |
| |
Why don't blondes eat Jello? They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. |
| |
What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their
head? All you can eat, under a buck. |
| |
Why don't blondes eat pickles? Because they can't get their head in the jar. |
Coop's Home Page
To Blonde's Page 6