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  What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
  What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
Gifted!
  How do blonde braincells die?
Alone.
  How do you brainwash a blonde?
Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
  What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
Artificial intelligence.
  How does a blonde part their hair?
(Action of scissoring legs apart)
  What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment?
An IN-body experience!
  Why do blondes wear their hair up?
To catch as much as they can that is over their heads.
  Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
You can park in the handicap zone.
  Why is a blonde like a turtle?
They both get fucked up when they're on their back.
  What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
Humpme Dumpme.
  How do you make a blonde's eyes light up?
Shine a flashlight in their ear.
  How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead.
  How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?
He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead!
  What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her nametag)?
"'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one ?"
  How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
  What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.
  What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.
  Why don't blondes eat Jello?
They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
  What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
All you can eat, under a buck.
  Why don't blondes eat pickles?
Because they can't get their head in the jar.

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