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How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear. |
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How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! |
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How do you get a blonde pregnant? Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. |
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How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it. |
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A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. |
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How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper |
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How does a blonde moonwalk? She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! |
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What do you call a blond mother-in-law? An air bag. |
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What do blondes do for foreplay? Remove their underwear. |
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What's the mating call of the blonde? "I'm *sooo* drunk!" |
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How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. |
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Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route. |
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Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. |
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What is foreplay for a blonde? Thirty minutes of begging. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? You need a quarter to use the phone. |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? Only one person can use the phone at once. |
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Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? From eating with forks. |
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How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? She opens the car door. |
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How does a blonde part their hair? By doing the splits. |
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How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? Shine a torch in her ears. |
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Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture. |
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