---

Page 6

	How do you change a blonde's mind? Blow in her ear.
	How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!
	How do you get a blonde pregnant? Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
	How does a blonde kill a fish? She drowns it.
	A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
	How do you amuse a blonde for hours? Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper
	How does a blonde moonwalk? She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor!
	What do you call a blond mother-in-law? An air bag.
	What do blondes do for foreplay? Remove their underwear.
	What's the mating call of the blonde? "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
	How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday.
	Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? They don't know the route.
	Why do blondes work seven days a week? So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
	What is foreplay for a blonde? Thirty minutes of begging.
	What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? You need a quarter to use the phone.
	What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? Only one person can use the phone at once.
	Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? From eating with forks.
	How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? She opens the car door.
	How does a blonde part their hair? By doing the splits.
	How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? Shine a torch in her ears.
	Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.

To Blonde's Page 5 Coop's Home Page To Blonde's Page 7