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Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? Because you don't have to marry them for sex! |
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Why do blondes have legs? So they don't get stuck to the ground. |
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Why do blondes have legs? To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. |
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Why do blondes have legs? So they don't leave trails, like little snails. |
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo. |
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Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. |
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Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it. |
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Why do blondes have periods? They deserve them. |
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Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? From dating blonde men. |
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Why do blondes wear tampons? Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too. |
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Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? To cover up the valve stem. |
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Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first. |
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Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? Tits go in front. |
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Why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room. |
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Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room. |
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Why do blondes have orgasms ? So they know when to stop having sex ! |
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Why do blondes wear underwear? They make good ankle warmers. |
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Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because red means stop. |
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Why do blondes wear red lipstick? Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." |
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Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? They have to have some place to rest their ankles. |
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Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. |
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