Coop's List Blonde Jokes Page 7

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	Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? Because you don't have to marry them for sex!
	Why do blondes have legs? So they don't get stuck to the ground.
	Why do blondes have legs? To get between the bedroom and the kitchen.
	Why do blondes have legs? So they don't leave trails, like little snails.
	Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.
	Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits.
	Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.
	Why do blondes have periods? They deserve them.
	Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? From dating blonde men.
	Why do blondes wear tampons? Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too.
	Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? To cover up the valve stem.
	Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? Toes go in first.
	Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? Tits go in front.
	Why do blondes like tilt steering? More head room.
	Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? More leg room.
	Why do blondes have orgasms ? So they know when to stop having sex !
	Why do blondes wear underwear? They make good ankle warmers.
	Why do blondes wear green lipstick? Because red means stop.
	Why do blondes wear red lipstick? Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
	Why do blondes wear hoop earrings? They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
	Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? They can't get the bottle into the typewriter.