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  They can't remember the number.
  Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency?
She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
  Why don't blondes eat bananas?
They can't find the zipper.
  Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?
Cause their balls show!
  Why don't blondes use vibrators?
They chip their teeth.
  What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Introduce themselves.
  What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning?
Walks home.
  What is the worst thing about sex with a blond?
Bucket seats.
  What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex?
Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?
  How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
  What's a blonde's favorite wine?
"Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"
  What do you call a blonde touching her toes?
A brunette with bad breath.
  If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
  What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
Her IQ goes up!
  What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?
You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend.
  What is the difference between butter and a blonde?
Butter is difficult to spread.
  What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"?
They know how many men went down on "The Titanic".
  What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
Bigfoot has been spotted.
  Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?
Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week.
  What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits!"
  What does a blonde make best for dinner?
Reservations.

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