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Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. |
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Why don't blondes eat bananas? They can't find the zipper. |
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Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? Cause their balls show! |
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Why don't blondes use vibrators? They chip their teeth. |
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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Introduce themselves. |
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What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? Walks home. |
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What is the worst thing about sex with a blond? Bucket seats. |
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What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? |
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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. |
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What's a blonde's favorite wine? "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!" |
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What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A brunette with bad breath. |
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If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. |
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What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? Her IQ goes up! |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. |
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What is the difference between butter and a blonde? Butter is difficult to spread. |
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What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". |
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What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been spotted. |
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Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. |
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What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? "Nice tits!" |
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What does a blonde make best for dinner? Reservations. |
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