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  What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning?
Pack their lunch and send them to work.
  What does a blonde say when she gives birth?
Gee, Are you sure it's mine?
  What do blondes and cow-pats have in common?
They both get easier to pick-up with age.
  What does a blonde say when you ask her if your blinker is on?
It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off.
  What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
They both have a black box.
  What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?
Both have a cockpit.
  What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
Change.
  What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
"Thanks for the refill!"
  What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
They pull up their pants.
  What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
Last years hide and go seek winner.
  What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
Air bubbles.
  What do you call a room full of Blondes, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A whine and cheese party!
  What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A waste.
  What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
An air mattress.
  What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel?
An Air Bag.
  What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.
  What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A dope ring.
  What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
Divorcee'
  What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
Pregnant.
  What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A visitor.
  What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
All you can eat, under a buck.

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