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What do blondes do with their assholes in the morning? Pack their lunch and send them to work. |
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What does a blonde say when she gives birth? Gee, Are you sure it's mine? |
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What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? They both get easier to pick-up with age. |
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What does a blonde say when you ask her if your blinker is on? It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. |
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What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? They both have a black box. |
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What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? Both have a cockpit. |
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What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? Change. |
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What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? "Thanks for the refill!" |
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What do blondes do after they comb their hair? They pull up their pants. |
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What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? Last years hide and go seek winner. |
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What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? Air bubbles. |
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What do you call a room full of Blondes, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A whine and cheese party! |
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What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste. |
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What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? An air mattress. |
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What do you call a blonde behind a steering wheel? An Air Bag. |
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What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel. |
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What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A dope ring. |
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What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW? Divorcee' |
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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? Pregnant. |
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What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A visitor. |
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What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head? All you can eat, under a buck. |
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