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There once was a man named Adair That was fucking his bitch on the stairs But the banister broke, So he doubled his stroke And finished her off in midair |
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There once was a man from Bombay Who made a cunt out of clay He stuck in his dick The thing turned to brick And rubbed his foreskin away |
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A lady while dining at Crewe Found an elephant's whang in her stew. Said the waiter, "Don't shout, And don't wave it about, Or the others will all want one too." |
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There was a young lady from Kew Who filled her vagina with glue. She said with a grin, "If they pay to get in, They'll pay to get out of it, too." |
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The President swore to the sky He'd never asked someone to lie But the chance was then missed To request that he list Positions he'd told them to try. |
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A girl from 9-0-2-1-0 Came to D.C. to find men to blow. She padded her knees To be at full ease. At 1-6-0-0? Who can know? |
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A D.A who'd just passed the bar Told Monica, "Come as you are. There's no need to dress We don't want to mess With evidence you can show Starr." |
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A right-wing spin doctor who's spun Lurid tales about Monica's fun Exclaimed when his eyes Saw the fruit of his lies "We've gotten O.J. off page one!" |
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The President having seen action Thought he'd had full satisfaction Then the news of the day And an urge made him say, "I want to retract my retraction." |
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They wanted to put Bill in jail For using his house to chase tail But the judge wasn't fooled Saw no crime so he ruled: "Not guilty! He didn't inhale." |
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