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There once was a priest from Morocco Whose motto was really quite macho. He said to me once, "God decreed we eat cunts. Why else would it look like a taco." |
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There once was a man from Sydney Who could put it in up to her kidney. Then a man from Quebec Got it up to her neck; He had a big one, didn't he? |
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There once was a girl named Hortence Whose breasts were very immense. One day, while playing soccer, Out popped her left knocker, And she kicked it right over the fence. |
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There once was an old man from Esser, Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser. It at last grew so small, He knew nothing at all, And now he's a College Professor. |
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A Scotsman who lived on the loch Had holes down the length of his cock. He could get an erection, And play a selection Of Johann Sebastian Bach. |
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There once was a man from Virginia Who committed sin after sin, yah You could put up a fight From morning till night Twouldn't stop him from putting it in ya |
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There once was a girl from Decatur Who got laid by a big alligator. Now, nobody knew The result of that screw, Because after he laid her, he ate her. |
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There was an old whore from Azores Whose cunt was all covered with sores. The dogs in the street Wouldn't eat the green meat That hung in festoons from her drawers. |
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A young Catholic layman named Fox Makes his living by sucking off cocks. In fits of depression, He goes to confession, And jacks off the priest in the box. |
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A newlywed couple from Goshen Spent their honeymoon sailing the ocean. In just 80 days, They screwed 80 ways. Imagine such fuckin' devotion! |
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