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Shouted Frosty the Snowman, "Hooray! I'm agog with excitement today! And the reason of course A reliable source, Said the snow blower's heading this way! |
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Said a horny young girl from Milpitas, "My favorite sport is coitus." But a fullback from State Made her period late, And now she has athlete's fetus. |
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There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever to do. So she sat on the stairs, And counted cunt hairs; Four thousand, three hundred and two. |
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A widow whose singular vice Was to keep her late husband on ice, Said, "It's been hard since I lost him, I'll never defrost him! Cold comfort, but cheap at the price." |
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There was a young lady named Gilda, Who went on a date with a builder. He said that he would, And he could and he should, And he did and it damn well near killed her. |
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A remarkable race are the Persians; They have such peculiar diversions. They make love the whole day, In the usual way, And save up the nights for perversions. |
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A notorious whore named Miss Hearst In the weakness of men is well versed. Reads a sign o'er the head Of her well-rumpled bed: "The customer always comes first." |
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A mortician who practiced in Fife, Made love to the corpse of his wife. "How could I know, Judge? She was cold, she did not budge, Just the same as she'd acted in life." |
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The night was almost gone, As I opened my eyes with a yawn. I was quite amazed With her thighs on my face, I was seeing the crack of Dawn. |
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"When I see a monk's ass I just grab it." Said the lazily amorus abbot. "Although it's more fun To have sex with a nun, It's so hard to get into the habit!" |
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