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There once was a girl named Louise Whose cunt hair hung down to her knees. The crabs in her twat Tied the hair in a knot And constructed a flying trapeze. |
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There was a young girl named Regina Who called in a water diviner To play a slick trick With his prick as a stick To help locate her vagina. |
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Said an old lady called Mary Tabott, "I wish I had teeth in my twat. For just think" said she, "how nice it would be To keep all the pricks that I got." |
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There was a young lady who said
As her bridegroom got into bed, "I'm tired of this stunt That they do with ones cunt. Put it up my bottom instead." |
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There was a young lady who said As her bridegroom got into bed, "I'm tired of this stunt That they do with ones cunt. Put it up my bottom instead." |
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There was an old maid of Nantucket Had an asshole as big as a bucket. While bent over the oven A-dreamin' of lovin', Her goat siezed the moment to fuck it. |
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There was a young lady named Sue Who preferred a stiff drink to a screw. But one leads to another, And now she's a mother; Let this be a lesson to you. |
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Cleopatra while helping to pump Ground out such a furious bump, That Antony's dick Snapped off like a stick And left him to pump with a stump. |
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There was a young fellow named Rummy Who delighted in whipping his dummy. He played pocket pool With his happy old tool Till his shorts and his pants were all cummy. |
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There was young man named Pete Who was a bit indiscrete. He pulled on his dong Till it grew very long And actually dragged in the street |
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