Said a President thought to give pecks|
To areas other than necks
"Although it's most sultry
it isn't adult'ry
I'm not even sure that it's sex."
They set up a partisan sting|
About Clinton's adulterous fling
It's the economy, stupid!
So forget about cupid
But the media know sex is king.
She was just old enough to drink wine|
But the Prez had her play sixty-nine
He used her for jiz
And sometimes to whiz
But never did enter her gyne.
Said Ken Starr, picking his nose,|
"I get more than the public suppose.
It's the Washington way,
For the women to pay,
And the men simply take off their clothes.
There was a young girl named Hornatio|
Half the age of the Prez by ratio
As an intern unpaid
She'd hoped to get laid
But the Prez wanted only fellatio.
She egged him on with her charms,|
And wriggled right into his arms.
She promised him bliss
With her first little kiss
Then Linda Tripped the alarms.
The country, when asked about Bill,|
Said, We'd rather pick one who will
Be true to his mate
Not create Zippergate
But who is like that on the Hill?
An intern not yet twenty-six|
Found she could work wonders with dicks
Though she had no spouse
She found the White House
A place to perform all her tricks.
There was a young girl from Hong Kong|
Whose cervical cap was a gong.
She said with a yell,
As a shot rang her bell,
"I'll give you a ding for a dong!"
There was an old pirate named Bates|
Who was learning to rumba on skates.
He fell on his cutlass
Which rendered him nutless
And practically useless on dates.