---

~~ Page 20 ~~

A lawyer who was a newlywed groom Took his bride to their honeymoon room But they talked the whole night As to who had the right To do what, with which, and to whom.

There was a young man named M'Gurk Who dozed off one night after work. He had a wet dream, But awoke with a scream Just in time to give it a jerk.

An agreeable girl named Miss Doves Likes to jack off the young men she loves. She will use her bare fist If the fellows insist But she really prefers to wear gloves.

There once was a lady Annheiuser Who claimed that no man could surprise her But Pabst took a chance found a Schlitz in his pants and now, she is sadder.. Budweiser...

There once was a gangster named Brown, The wiliest bastard in town. He was caught by the G-men Shooting his semen Where the cops would all slip and fall down.

There was a young man from St. Paul Whose cock was exceedingly small. Now it might do for a keyhole Or a little girl's peehole. But for a big girl like me, not at all.

There was a young lady of Bicester Who was a lot far nicer than her sister. The sister would giggle And wiggle and jiggle, But this one would come when you kissed her.

There was a young fellow named Charteris, Put his hand where his young lady's garter is. She said, "I don't mind, And up higher you'll find The place where my fucker and farter is.

There were three ladies from Huxom And whenever we see em, we fucks 'em, And when that game grows stale, We sit on the rail And we pull out our cocks and they sucks 'em.

There was a young lady of lee Who scrambled up into a tree. When she got there, Her asshole was bare, And so was her C-U-N-T.

Limericks Page 19 Coop's Home Page Limericks Page 21