Limericks


~~ Page 26 ~~

There was a young girl named Prentice
Who had an affair with her dentist.
He used anathesia
Which made things quite easier
And diddled her non compos mentis.



A man loved a gal named Bundy
Who came from the Bay of Fundy.
But to his despair,
She gave him the air
Sic transit gloria mundi.



There was a young maid from Madras,
With a most remarkable ass.
Not pump, round and pink,
As you undoubtably think;
But, grey, with long ears, and ate grass!



A lady on climbing Mount Shasta
Complained as the mountain grew vaster,
That it wasn't the climb
Nor the dirt nor the grime
But the ice on her ass that harassed her.



There was a young man from St. Paul's
Who read Harper's Bazaar and McCall's
Till he grew such a passion
For feminine fashion
That he knitted a snood for his balls.



There once was a girl from New Haven
Whose pubic hair was not shaven
But missing because
She slept without drawers
Within range of a nest building raven.



A pathetic old maid of Bordeaux
Fell in love with a dashing young beau.
To entice his regard
She would squat in his yard
And appealingly piss in the snow.



A corpulent lady named Kroll
Had an idea exceedingly droll:
She went to a ball
Dressed in nothing at all
And backed in as a Parker House roll.



A sweet young strip-dancer named Jane
Wore five inches of thin cellophane.
When asked why she wore it,
She said, "I abhor it,
But my cunt juice would spatter like rain."



There was a young fellow from Sparta,
A really magnificent farter,
On the strength of one bean
He'd fart God Save The Queen,
And Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata.



Limericks Page 25 Coop's Home Page Limericks Page 27

SEARCH FOR

JOKES ABOUT

Navigation

 AMAZING FACTS

BLOND JOKES

BODYART

LIMERICKS

FUNNY LISTS

JOKE DIAL UP

MOUSE EFFECTS

RIDDLES

TOONS MAIN

TOONS 1

TOONS 2

TOONS 3

TOONS 4

TOONS 5

TOONS FEATURED

TRIVIA QUIZ

VIDEO CLIPS MAIN

VIDEO CLIPS 1

VIDEO CLIPS 2

YO MAMA JOKES

HOME

 

Coops Jokes