Coop's Limericks Page 3

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An epileptic young woman named Camp
Was seduced on her couch by a tramp
But the first time he squeezed her
She had a Grand seizure
And broke both his balls and a lamp.

Mary had a little Sheep,
With the Sheep she went to sleep.
Sheep Turned out to be a RAM,
And Mary had a little Lamb.

There was a young lady from china,
who had an enormous vagina.
and when she was dead,
they painted it red,
and used it for docking a liner.

There was a young gigolo named Bruno
Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know.
While women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
Lama's are numero uno!"

There once was a barmaid named Gale,
On whose breasts was the menu for ale.
But since she was kind,
For the sake of the blind,
On her ass it was printed in Braille.

Once there was a man from Boston,
Who took a ride in his Austin.
He had room for his ass,
a gallon of gas,
but his balls hung out and he lost them.

Hickory, Dickory, Dock,
Some chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two,
I dropped my goo,
And kicked the bitch out at the next block.

Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey fucked that one-eyed slut.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
With a keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack Jill and Andy.

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