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An epileptic young woman named Camp|
Was seduced on her couch by a tramp
But the first time he squeezed her
She had a Grand seizure
And broke both his balls and a lamp.
Mary had a little Sheep,|
With the Sheep she went to sleep.
Sheep Turned out to be a RAM,
And Mary had a little Lamb.
There was a young lady from china,|
who had an enormous vagina.
and when she was dead,
they painted it red,
and used it for docking a liner.
There was a young gigolo named Bruno|
Who said, "Screwing's one thing I do know.
While women are fine,
And sheep are divine,
Lama's are numero uno!"
There once was a barmaid named Gale,|
On whose breasts was the menu for ale.
But since she was kind,
For the sake of the blind,
On her ass it was printed in Braille.
Once there was a man from Boston,|
Who took a ride in his Austin.
He had room for his ass,
a gallon of gas,
but his balls hung out and he lost them.
Hickory, Dickory, Dock,|
Some chick was sucking my cock.
The clock struck two,
I dropped my goo,
And kicked the bitch out at the next block.
Georgey porgey, puddin' and pie,|
Jerked off in his girlfriend eye.
And when that eye was dried and shut,
Georgey fucked that one-eyed slut.
Jack and Jill went up the hill|
For just an itty bitty.
Jill's now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
Jack and Jill went up the hill,|
With a keg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack Jill and Andy.