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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...



Here I sit,
On the pooper,
Giving birth,
To another state trooper.



Here I sit, buns a-strainin'
Just gave birth to another Iranian.



Here I sit, so broken hearted
Paid my dime and only farted.
Yesterday though, I took a chance,
Saved my dime,
But shit my pants.



There's no use standing on the seat.
The crabs in here can jump 6 feet.
There's no use going in the one next door.
The ones in there jump 6 foot four.



How dry I am,
How wet I'll be,
If I don't find The bathroom key.
So I find the key,
I open the door,
Oops! too late,
It's on the floor.



If you sprinkle
while you tinkle,
please be neat
and wipe the seat.



I wish I were the toilet paper,
In my girlfriend's hand.
So every time she wiped,
I could see the promised land!



"No matter how much you wiggle,
no matter how much you dance,
the last two drops go down your pants!



Hours have passed, I've merely parted,
Rump cheeks and effetely farted.
Those weak blasts of wind excluded,
Nothing concrete has extruded!



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