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His dick is most surely a dilly,
A grand and marvelous Willie.
His gal loves to give head,
But most often instead,
He ends by just screwing her silly.

A devious young lady named Alice,
Sought to live out her life in a palace.
So with mouth and by hand,
And a pussy most grand,
She pleasures the king's royal phallus.

There once was a goddess named Venus,
Here's something I'll share just between us.
She would have been God,
And shot off her wad,
If she had been born with a penis.

A man with a very large prick,
Both long and impressively thick.
He's unable to hide it,
But no gal wants to ride it,
For he'll lose all control and come quick.

The once was a man from Hong Kong,
who tied a large rock to his dong.
In the East he gained fame,
and all knew him by name,
this man they called Hee Hung So Long.

In convertibles she was quite brash,
When she put her feet up on the dash.
A trucker drove by,
Her bare crotch caught his eye,
And four people were killed in the crash.

A lezzie girl from Khartoum,
Asked a gay boy up to her room.
They spent half the night,
In a hell of a fight,
Over who should do what, and to whom.

There once was a poor man named Crocket,
Whose balls got caught in a socket.
His wife was a bitch,
So she cranked on the switch,
And Crocket took off like a rocket!

There was a young lassie from Morton,
Who had one long tit and one short'un.
On top of all that,
A great hairy twat,
And a fart like a six-fifty Norton.

A farmer I know named O'Doole
Has a long and incredible tool.
He can use it to plow,
Or to diddle a cow,
Or just as a cue-stick at pool.

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