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His dick is most surely a dilly, A grand and marvelous Willie. His gal loves to give head, But most often instead, He ends by just screwing her silly. |
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A devious young lady named Alice, Sought to live out her life in a palace. So with mouth and by hand, And a pussy most grand, She pleasures the king's royal phallus. |
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There once was a goddess named Venus, Here's something I'll share just between us. She would have been God, And shot off her wad, If she had been born with a penis. |
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A man with a very large prick, Both long and impressively thick. He's unable to hide it, But no gal wants to ride it, For he'll lose all control and come quick. |
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The once was a man from Hong Kong, who tied a large rock to his dong. In the East he gained fame, and all knew him by name, this man they called Hee Hung So Long. |
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In convertibles she was quite brash, When she put her feet up on the dash. A trucker drove by, Her bare crotch caught his eye, And four people were killed in the crash. |
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A lezzie girl from Khartoum, Asked a gay boy up to her room. They spent half the night, In a hell of a fight, Over who should do what, and to whom. |
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There once was a poor man named Crocket, Whose balls got caught in a socket. His wife was a bitch, So she cranked on the switch, And Crocket took off like a rocket! |
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There was a young lassie from Morton, Who had one long tit and one short'un. On top of all that, A great hairy twat, And a fart like a six-fifty Norton. |
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A farmer I know named O'Doole Has a long and incredible tool. He can use it to plow, Or to diddle a cow, Or just as a cue-stick at pool. |
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