There was a gay Gaucho named Bruno,|
Who said, "there is one thing I DO know;
Though women are fine,
and sheep are devine,
It's the Llama that's numero uno."
Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard|
to get her dog, Rover, a bone.
When she bent over,
young Rover took over
and gave her a bone of his own.
There once was a bandit named Blair |
Who laid an old maid on the stair.
The banister broke
But he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air.
The nipples of Sarah Strong,|
When excited, are twelve inches long.
This embarrassed her lover,
Who was pained to discover,
She expected no less of his dong.
There was a young man named Sweeney|
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And he slipped his girl a martini
There once was a fellow from Yuma,|
who told an elephant joke to a puma.
Now his skeleton lies
under hot western skies,
The Puma had no sense of huma!
There was a young lady of Worcester|
Who dreamt that a rooster seduced her.
She woke with a scream,
But 'twas only a dream
A lump in the mattress had goosed her.
There was a young man named Ringer,|
Who was seducing a beautiful singer.
He said with a grin,
"I've now rammed it in!"
She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?"
There was a young lady from Devizes |
Who had tits of different sizes
One was so small,
It was nothing at all
But the other was big and won prizes !
There once was a young man named Drude,|
Who was so incredibly rude,
But he could persuade,
The most innocent maid,
And though rude this crude dude could get screwed.