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There was a gay Gaucho named Bruno, Who said, "there is one thing I DO know; Though women are fine, and sheep are devine, It's the Llama that's numero uno."

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her dog, Rover, a bone. When she bent over, young Rover took over and gave her a bone of his own.

There once was a bandit named Blair Who laid an old maid on the stair. The banister broke But he doubled his stroke And finished her off in mid-air.

The nipples of Sarah Strong, When excited, are twelve inches long. This embarrassed her lover, Who was pained to discover, She expected no less of his dong.

There was a young man named Sweeney Who spilled some gin on his weenie. He thought this uncouth, So he added vermouth, And he slipped his girl a martini

There once was a fellow from Yuma, who told an elephant joke to a puma. Now his skeleton lies under hot western skies, The Puma had no sense of huma!

There was a young lady of Worcester Who dreamt that a rooster seduced her. She woke with a scream, But 'twas only a dream A lump in the mattress had goosed her.

There was a young man named Ringer, Who was seducing a beautiful singer. He said with a grin, "I've now rammed it in!" She said, "You mean that isn't your finger?"

There was a young lady from Devizes Who had tits of different sizes One was so small, It was nothing at all But the other was big and won prizes !

There once was a young man named Drude, Who was so incredibly rude, But he could persuade, The most innocent maid, And though rude this crude dude could get screwed.

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