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On the internet they found romance, That put both in a hot sexual trance, But each had a gripe, About having to type, With their hand stuck down into their pants. |
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Grandpa's dick is undoubtedly fickle, Like a typical shriveled old pickle, For whenever he, Feels that urge to pee, The most that comes out is a trickle. |
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A foolish young lady named Alice Used a dynamite stick as a phallus They found her vagina In North Carolina And her asshole in Buckingham Palace |
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A co-ed whose thinking was cool, Seduced a young man at her school. To avoid her conception, And prevent an infection, A condom was put on his tool. |
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There once was a lady named Claire, Who possessed a magnificent pair. Or that's what I thought 'til I saw one get caught on a thorn and began losing air! |
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There once was a young man named Jack. Who loved jumping into the sack, For there was his wife, The love of his life, Aroused, with legs spread, on her back. |
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There once was a woman named Nancy, Who waltzed with a man they called Clancey. Soon after the dance, He pulled down her silk pants, proceeding to tickle her fancy. |
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A young fellow whose last name is Crocket, Liked to walk with his hand in his pocket. He is able to hide, What is happening inside, 'Til he comes like a jet propelled rocket. |
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A young lad would wonder, "Gee, should he?" When he found that he had a hard woodie. But you'll sure understand, That he took it in hand, And that answered the question of "could he?' |
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A horny young woman named Kate, Had hoped for a really hot date, But despite lots of kissing, His erection was missing, So next time she'll just masturbate. |
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