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On the internet they found romance,
That put both in a hot sexual trance,
But each had a gripe,
About having to type,
With their hand stuck down into their pants.



Grandpa's dick is undoubtedly fickle,
Like a typical shriveled old pickle,
For whenever he,
Feels that urge to pee,
The most that comes out is a trickle.



A foolish young lady named Alice
Used a dynamite stick as a phallus
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her asshole in Buckingham Palace



A co-ed whose thinking was cool,
Seduced a young man at her school.
To avoid her conception,
And prevent an infection,
A condom was put on his tool.



There once was a lady named Claire,
Who possessed a magnificent pair.
Or that's what I thought
'til I saw one get caught
on a thorn and began losing air!



There once was a young man named Jack.
Who loved jumping into the sack,
For there was his wife,
The love of his life,
Aroused, with legs spread, on her back.



There once was a woman named Nancy,
Who waltzed with a man they called Clancey.
Soon after the dance,
He pulled down her silk pants,
proceeding to tickle her fancy.



A young fellow whose last name is Crocket,
Liked to walk with his hand in his pocket.
He is able to hide,
What is happening inside,
'Til he comes like a jet propelled rocket.



A young lad would wonder, "Gee, should he?"
When he found that he had a hard woodie.
But you'll sure understand,
That he took it in hand,
And that answered the question of "could he?'



A horny young woman named Kate,
Had hoped for a really hot date,
But despite lots of kissing,
His erection was missing,
So next time she'll just masturbate.



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