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An indiscrete deacon named Fred,
Coaxed the minister's wife into bed.
She seductively posed,
With her blessings exposed,
Thank God for this heavenly spread.

She asked him "Please don't ever quit",
As he sucked on her supple left tit,
And with talented mouth,
He headed down south,
And finished her lickety split.

A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.

There was a young lady from France,
Who Jumped on the train and danced.
The Engineer fucked her,
And so did the Conductor,
And the Brakeman went off in his pants.

At the Y they are both avid diners,
And professed crazy wild 69'ers.
As she sucks on his dingus,
He'll perform cunnilingus,
And for days she must wear panty liners.

She lay there spread eagle in bed,
Her eyes were rolled back in her head.
Not a sign of resentment,
Only total contentment,
Not screwed, she's been eaten instead.

There once was a boy dressed in blue,
Out looking for someone to screw.
But a lady in red,
Gave him such good head,
That he came so unscrewed that he's through.

Some details of the story are hazy,
Concerning a guy some called lazy.
He'd mlie on his back,
And lick his wife's crack,
But at least they can't say he is crazy.

With a blowtorch he set out to melt,
His loved one's iron chastity belt.
What dampened his yearning,
Was pubic hair burning,
And he lost the desire he felt.

They went at it at such a hot pace,
That her panties of silk and of lace.
Were pulled to her knees,
And wanting to please,
She hungrily straddled his face.

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