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An indiscrete deacon named Fred,|
Coaxed the minister's wife into bed.
She seductively posed,
With her blessings exposed,
Thank God for this heavenly spread.
She asked him "Please don't ever quit",|
As he sucked on her supple left tit,
And with talented mouth,
He headed down south,
And finished her lickety split.
A pretty young maiden from France|
Decided she'd "just take a chance."
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
There was a young lady from France,|
Who Jumped on the train and danced.
The Engineer fucked her,
And so did the Conductor,
And the Brakeman went off in his pants.
At the Y they are both avid diners,|
And professed crazy wild 69'ers.
As she sucks on his dingus,
He'll perform cunnilingus,
And for days she must wear panty liners.
She lay there spread eagle in bed,|
Her eyes were rolled back in her head.
Not a sign of resentment,
Only total contentment,
Not screwed, she's been eaten instead.
There once was a boy dressed in blue,|
Out looking for someone to screw.
But a lady in red,
Gave him such good head,
That he came so unscrewed that he's through.
Some details of the story are hazy,|
Concerning a guy some called lazy.
He'd mlie on his back,
And lick his wife's crack,
But at least they can't say he is crazy.
With a blowtorch he set out to melt,|
His loved one's iron chastity belt.
What dampened his yearning,
Was pubic hair burning,
And he lost the desire he felt.
They went at it at such a hot pace,|
That her panties of silk and of lace.
Were pulled to her knees,
And wanting to please,
She hungrily straddled his face.