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An indiscrete deacon named Fred, Coaxed the minister's wife into bed. She seductively posed, With her blessings exposed, Thank God for this heavenly spread. |
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She asked him "Please don't ever quit", As he sucked on her supple left tit, And with talented mouth, He headed down south, And finished her lickety split. |
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A pretty young maiden from France Decided she'd "just take a chance." She let herself go For an hour or so And now all her sisters are aunts. |
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There was a young lady from France, Who Jumped on the train and danced. The Engineer fucked her, And so did the Conductor, And the Brakeman went off in his pants. |
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At the Y they are both avid diners, And professed crazy wild 69'ers. As she sucks on his dingus, He'll perform cunnilingus, And for days she must wear panty liners. |
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She lay there spread eagle in bed, Her eyes were rolled back in her head. Not a sign of resentment, Only total contentment, Not screwed, she's been eaten instead. |
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There once was a boy dressed in blue, Out looking for someone to screw. But a lady in red, Gave him such good head, That he came so unscrewed that he's through. |
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Some details of the story are hazy, Concerning a guy some called lazy. He'd mlie on his back, And lick his wife's crack, But at least they can't say he is crazy. |
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With a blowtorch he set out to melt, His loved one's iron chastity belt. What dampened his yearning, Was pubic hair burning, And he lost the desire he felt. |
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They went at it at such a hot pace, That her panties of silk and of lace. Were pulled to her knees, And wanting to please, She hungrily straddled his face. |
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