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There was a young gal from Montana
Who had an affair with a banana.
She hugged it and squeezed it,
Loved it and teased it, and said
"It tastes better than a mana."



There was a young lady from France,
Who got on a bus in a trance.
Everyone fucked her,
Apart from the Conductor,
But he came twice in his pants.



There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped of his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it."



There once was a man from Tasse
Who's balls were made of brass.
In stormy weather,
They smacked together And a lightning bolt shot out his ass.



There was a young man from Madrass
Who had both his balls dipped in brass.
He banged them together
And played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning came out of his ass.



In the Garden of Eden sat Adam
Massaging the bust of his madam.
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.



A gentle old lady I knew
Was dozing one day in her pew.
When the preacher yelled "Sin!"
She said, "Count me in!
And as soon as the service is through!"



A progressive professor named Tinners
Held classes each evening for sinners.
They were graded and spaced
So the very debased
Would not be held back by beginners.



There once was a hacker named Ken
Who inherited truckloads of Yen.
So he built him some chicks
Made of silicon chips,
And hasn't been heard from since then.



There once was a freshman named Lin
Whose tool was as thin as a pin.
A virgin named Joan
From a Bible belt home
Said, "This won't be much of a sin!"



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