There was a young gal from Montana|
Who had an affair with a banana.
She hugged it and squeezed it,
Loved it and teased it, and said
"It tastes better than a mana."
There was a young lady from France,|
Who got on a bus in a trance.
Everyone fucked her,
Apart from the Conductor,
But he came twice in his pants.
There once was a man from Nantucket|
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped of his chin,
"If my ear was a cunt, I'd fuck it."
There once was a man from Tasse|
Who's balls were made of brass.
In stormy weather,
They smacked together
And a lightning bolt shot out his ass.
There was a young man from Madrass|
Who had both his balls dipped in brass.
He banged them together
And played "Stormy Weather"
And lightning came out of his ass.
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam|
Massaging the bust of his madam.
He chuckled with mirth,
For he knew that on earth,
There were only two boobs and he had 'em.
A gentle old lady I knew|
Was dozing one day in her pew.
When the preacher yelled "Sin!"
She said, "Count me in!
And as soon as the service is through!"
A progressive professor named Tinners|
Held classes each evening for sinners.
They were graded and spaced
So the very debased
Would not be held back by beginners.
There once was a hacker named Ken|
Who inherited truckloads of Yen.
So he built him some chicks
Made of silicon chips,
And hasn't been heard from since then.
There once was a freshman named Lin|
Whose tool was as thin as a pin.
A virgin named Joan
From a Bible belt home
Said, "This won't be much of a sin!"