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A mathematician named Hall Has a hexahedronical ball. And the cube of its weight Times his pecker's, plus eight Is his phone number, give him a call.

There was an old man from Australia Who painted his arse like a dahlia. The colors were fine, Likewise the design, The aroma, alas, was a failure.

The sea captain's tender young bride Fell in the sea at low tide. You could tell by her squeals That one of the eels Had found a dark little place to hide.

There once was a priest from Birmingham Who buggered three maids while confirming 'em. While praying to God, He excited his rod And ended up putting his sperm in 'em.

There once was a girl named Beth Berman Who liked to drink everyone's sperm in. She said, with a pout, "This tastes like sauerkraut. Are you sure that you aren't a German?"

There once was a man from Brewster Who said to his wife as he goosed her, "It used to be grand, But just look at my hand; You ain't wipin as clean as you used ta."

There once was a man from Kent Whose cock was so long it was bent. To stay out of trouble, He stuck it in double, And instead of coming, he went.

There once was a young man named Springer Who got his testicles caught in the wringer. He hollered with pain, As they rolled down the drain, "There goes my career as a singer."

There was this lady from Niger, Who smiled as she rode on a tiger. They returned from the ride, With the lady inside And the smile on the face of the tiger.

There once was a woman from Reno Who lost all her money at keno. She laid on her back, And opened her crack, And now she owns the casino.

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