| A diet is a weigh of life. | |
| It's something most of us do religiously: We eat what we want and pray we don't gain weight. | |
| A diet is what you go on when not only can't you fit into the store's dresses, you can't fit into the dressing room. | |
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One guideline applies to fat and thin people alike:
If you're thin, don't eat fast. If you're fat, don't eat..... fast. |
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| The problem with curbing our appetites is that most of us do it at the drive in window of McDonalds. | |
| The most fattening thing you can put in an ice cream sundae is a spoon. | |
| The biggest drawback to fasting for seven days is that it makes one weak. | |
| Above all, dieters are advised to avoid Pepsi, the pause that 'refleshes.' | |
| Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends. | Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it. |
| The toughest part of a diet isn't watching what you eat. It's watching what other people eat. | |
| Diets are for women who not only kept their girlish figure but doubled it. | |
| A diet is when you have to go to some length to change your width. | |
| It's not the minutes spent at the table that put on weight, it's the seconds. | |
| Many women reduce and reduce, yet still never manage to become a bargain. | |
| The best way to lose weight is by skipping... snacks and desert. | |
| Most people gain weight by having intimate dinners for two... alone. | |
| People go to Weight Watchers to learn their 'lessens.' | |
| A diet is the modern-day meal in which a family counts its calories instead of its blessings. | |
| A balanced diet is not a cookie in each hand. |