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(1046) **NEW** Wisdom
(1045) **NEW** According To Extraordinary Book Of Facts 2007
(1044) Interesting Stuff
(1043) Great rules to go by, for the perfect gift for the man in your life:
(1042) Unit Conversion Chart for Engineers
(1041) One Line Puns!
(1040) Washington Post's Mensa Invitational... Definitions
(1039) Why Athletes Can't Have Regular Jobs...
(1038) Sex Test For Rednecks
(1037) Results Of A Recent Research Shows That There Are 7 Kinds Of Sex
(1036) 40 Things You Might Not Know40 Things You Might Not Know
(1035) Actual Writings from Hospital Charts
(1034) Some Things Never Change!
(1033) As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, Remember ....
(1032) How the Bush Administration Changes a Light Bulb...
(1031) **NEW** How To Properly Place New Employees
(1030) See What 50 Years Will Do...
(1029 Dating Women
(1028) Redneck Pick Up Lines
(1027) You Can't Read This And Stay In A Bad Mood!
(1026) Quantas Airline Pilots...
(1025) Holiday Eating Tips....
(1024) Christmas Carols For The Psychologically Challenged
(1023) Why Athletes Can't (Shouldn't) Have Real Jobs
(1022) Murphy's Lesser Known Laws
(1021) The 10 Most Important Things
(1020) True Friendship
(1019) Jokes Not Quite Politically Correct
(1018) When Insults Had Class!
(1017) 10 First Place Winners In The International Pun Contest
(1016) When Insults Had Class!
(1015) Robin Williams Presents "The Plan"!
(1014) More Thoughts To Ponder
(1013) Bill Gates's Rules For Life
(1012) Things You Might Wonder About
(1011) Grandma's Cures
(1010) For Lexophiles (Lovers Of Words)
(1009) Update Your Online Dictionary
(1008) Parental Excuses....
(1007) Finally, The Guys' Side Of The Story!
(1006) More Useless Facts!
(1005) More Thoughts To Ponder!
(1004) Golf Quotes From Famous People
(1003) Immigration Laws!
(1002) What patients say during Colonoscopies
(1001) What Is Marriage???
(1000) Thank You For All Of The E-Mail Forwards...
(999) These People Vote!
(998) Things You'll Never Hear A Southern Boy Say
(997) To Make A Woman Happy....
(996) You May Not Know This But Many Non-Living Things Have A Gender.
(995) Genuine Clips From British (Apartment) Tenants Complaining
(994) Catholic Elementary School Test
(993) Difference Between Fishing And Sex.
(992) You Know You're In A Redneck Church If...
(991) The Wisdom Of Supermodels
(990) Six Reasons Why You Should Think Before You Speak
(989) Deep Observations on Life
(988) Laws Of The Natural Universe
(987) More Ponderables
(986) How To Get A Life
(985) How many members of the Bush Administration............?
(984) George Carlin's New Rules For 2006
(983) New Wal-Mart Wine
(982) Red Skelton's Recipe For The Perfect Marriage
(981) Lovemaking Tips For Seniors
(980) Top Country Songs Of 2005
(979 The Year 1906... What A Difference A Century Makes!
(978) You Know Or Don't Know!
(977) How Do These People Survive?
(976) Re-Learning The Alphabet!
(975) New Office Technology
(974) Ten Best Things To Say When Caught Sleeping At Your Desk
(973) The Following Breeds Are Now Recognized By The AKC:
(972) Chinese Proverbs
(971) Gotta Love Tennessee
(970) Conversion Factors
(969) Perks Of Being Over 50
(968) More One Liners!
(967) Vocabulary spin!
(966) Travel And our Government Officials!
(965 Yes, I'm A Bad American!
(964) You Know Or Don't Know!
(963) Hangover Ratings
(962) Mathematical Viewpoint
(961) Short Quiz... (are you a professional?)
(960) Re-Arranging Words
(959) Very Helpful Advice!
(958) Actual Newspaper Headlines
(957) An Old Farmer's Advice:
(956) Brain Farts!
(955) Pregnancy Questions & Answers & more!!
(954) Two Minute Management Course
(953) About Growing Older...
(952) The Wisdom Of Will Rogers!
(951) 10 Ways To Know If You Have "Estrogen Issues"
(950) Consider These Three Things....
(949) Health Question & Answer Session
(948) Story Of Two Cows
(947) In Case You Thought You Had A Bad Day...
(946) She Was So Blonde That.....
(945) More Of What's The Difference?
(944) Darwin Awards ....2005
(943) The Good, the Bad and the Ugly!
(942) The Year 2029!
(941) Not The NBA
(940) Who's Your Daddy?
(939) Why ARE Men Happier?
(938) Only In America
(937) Ever Wonder.....
(936) Kids And The Sea
(935) Dog's 10 Pet Peeves About Humans
(934) 20 Things Not To Say To A Naked Woman
(933) Ponderisms
(932) Letters Used To Define Bra Sizes
(931) New Word List
(930) New Drugs For Women
(929) Annual Neologism Contest
(928) How To Stay Young!
(927) You Live In....
(926) Ways To Terrify A Telemarketer!
(925) Symptoms Of Being Over 25
(924) New Words For 2005 Work-Place Vocabulary
(923) Actual Comments Made During Colonoscopies
(922) Kids On Marriage
(921) You Know You're A Redneck If...
(920) Old" Is When....
(919) Airline people do too have a sense of humor!
(918) Wal-Mart's World'o'Wines
(917) Darwin Awards 2004
(916) The Top 15 Euphemisms For "Getting Your Period"
(915) Signs The Car You Just Bought Is A Lemon
(914) More Of What's The Difference?
(913) Phrases For Your "Out-Of-The-Office" E-Mail Auto-Reply
(912) Thanks For The Emails!
(911) Maharishi Fattifatbastard's Guide To Zen
(910) Interesting Medical Research
(909) What's The Difference?
(908) Summer Olympic Comments By NBC Commentators
(907) Interesting Observation
(906) It's The Only Type Of Cooking A Real Man Will Do
(905) Song Updates
(904) Things That It Took Me 50 Years To Learn
(903) The Dictionary Of Man
(902) Signs You've Hired The Wrong Marriage Counselor
(901) Proposed Laws of Consumer Reciprocity
(900) Men And Women... The Differences
(899) Philosophy One Liners
(898) Facts Of Life
(897) Flying For Dummies
(896) Indications You Might Be Suffering From Road Rage
(895) Things Change After Marriage
(894) Actual Family Feud Answers
(893) Laws Of Computers
(892) Company Policy
(891) Reasons Dogs Don't Use Computers
(890) Signs Your Kids Have Been Watching Too Much Jerry Springer
(889) The 13 Folds Of The American Flag And What They Mean
(888) Bob on diets and exercise........
(887) <<<< Truisms >>>>>
(886) Best Golf Caddy Comments
(885) Things To Remember....
(884) If Men Ruled The World...
(883) If Dogs Sent Letters To God
(882) Know You're Over the Hill When.....
(881) Actual Excuse Notes To Teachers
(880) Andy Rooney On....
(879) Bonified Idiots Of 2003
(878) Helpful Parking Rules
(877) Exerpts Of History Papers From 8th Grade Up In The Chicago Area
(876) BEER vs PUSSY
(875) Still More New Words From The Washington Post
(874) Useful Military Warnings
(873) The Bill Of Lefts
(872) The Ten Commandments Of Animal Guardianship
(871) Why Guys Have All The Luck
(870) When It's Okay To Fart In Public
(869) Rodney Dangerfield's Best One Liners
(868) Unnecessary Inventions
(867) Cyber Women
(866) A Cowboy's Guide To Life
(865) English Lauguage "Signs" Abroad
(864) 10 Reasons Why Handguns Are Better Than Women
(863) And You Thought Vodka Was Only For Drinking!
(862) Love, Lust, And Marriage
(861) How Cold Is It?
(860) Things To Say When Stressed At Work
(859) Idiot's Guide To Sex
(858) Answering Machine Messages
(857) 20 Ways To Make HIS X-mas an XXX-mas!
(856)* Lists Santa's Elves Pick Up Lines
(855) The Pick Up Lines You Won't Find In Quality Romance Novels
(854) List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
(853) Things I Didn't Know
(852) Strategy For Men And Women Using The Bathroom
(851) Actual Analogies And Metaphors Found In High School Essays
(850) "Dear God" From The Dog......
(849) Black And White Truths
(848) Back to School Science You Won't Believe...
(847) Medical Sex Facts
(846) The People Who Are Starting College This Fall Were Born In 1985...
(845) Brand New Modern Definitions
(844) Points To Ponder
(843) Some Really Good Signs
(842) Words Women Use.....
(841) Human Resource Lingo
(840) New Definitions For Common Words
(839) Life's Lessons
(838) Words Women Use.....
(837) Bob Hope Quotes
(836) Statements, Some profound, some not so profound but all make sense.
(835) How To Stay Young
(834) Which Type Of Woman Do You Like?
(833) Rules Of Bureaucracy
(832) A Good Woman Will Always Say...
(831) Everybody Does It!!
(830) Alternatives For The Death Penalty
(829) Hussein Family Tree
(828) Sometimes You Wonder....
(827) The Height Of All Emotions
(826) Deep Thoughts On Life
(825) Rules Of Housekeeping
(824) To My Dear Wife.....
(823) Oxymorons......
(822) A Hundred Year Difference
(821) You Might Be A Teacher If.....
(820) As I've Matured.....
(819) My Mother Taught Me About .......
(818) Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See.....
(817) Useless Facts #9
(816) Strange Bedfellows.........
(815) Rejected Motel Six Slogans
(814) Less Common Forms Of Deja Vu....
(813) All I Need To Know In Life I Learned From A Jigsaw Puzzle
(812) Official 2003 Men's Rules Guide Taken From The Secret Men's Handbook
(811) The Wisdom Of Supermodels
(810) Some Advice Bill Gates Recently Dished Out At A High School Speech
(809) Lessons in Business
(808) Points To Ponder
(807) I've learned from my Children (honest & no kidding):
(806) Iraqi Tv Guide
(805) You Know You Live in...., When....
(804) Lists A Teenager Is.....
(803) Things You Really Don't Wanna Know
(802) Things You Should Have Learned By Now
(801) Inspirational Messages Not Heard At Work
(800) Downsides to Buying Sperm Over the Internet
(799) Things That it Took Me 60 Years to Learn
(798) Rules From The Male Side.......
(797) Men, What They Say..... What They Mean
(796) Eleven Step Guide To Being Handy Around The House
(795) You Know You Are In Florida In July When...
(794) Bright Things Women Say
(793) Lessons For Women About Men.....
(792) Everything I Need To Know About Life, I Learned From Noah's Ark...
(791) Dogs Are Better Than Women....
(790) Possible Titles For Monica Lewinsky's New Book
(789) The Truth
(788) Things To Think About
(787) Womens Progress
(786) How would you like to tell people you live in one of these places?
(785) Oh, Our Youth Of Today
(784) Types Of Women
(783) Robin Williams' plan...
(Hard to argue with this logic!)
(782) The Female Stages Of Life
(781) The Male Stages Of Life
(780) Daffy-nitions
(779) THE GEEZER-QUALIFYING EXAM
(778) Twelve FDA Warning Labels We'd Like To See
(777) Useless Facts Number Eight
(776) Words Of Wisdom
(775) Identifying Drivers
(774) Dear American Civilians
(773) Job Terminations
(772) What Gender Is It?
(771) College Football Quiz...
(770) We made it anyway!
(769) Famous Peope Answer The Question... Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
(768) Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See...
(767) 9 Types Of Boyfriends Followed By 9 Types Of Girlfriends
(766) Newspaper Headlines In The Year 2035
(765) A Man's Answers To Every Question A Woman Ever Asks
(764) Redneck Computer Lingo....
(763) Seven Reasons To Crawl Under A Rock...
(762) You Just May Be A Nymphomaniac If...
(761) Oil Change instructions for Women/Men:
(760) Lesser Know World's Records
(759) What Is Love? A Child's Perspective...
(758) The Following Were Some Comments Made In The Year 1957:
(757) Some Good Hints And Tips...
(756) And You Thought YOU Knew EVERYTHING
(755) The Food and Drug Administration.... New Drugs
(754) Knowledgeable Questions
(753) The 2002 Darwin Awards
(752) Similarities
(751) Proof That The World Is Nuts
(750) How To Give A Cat A Pill:
(749) Indicators That Your Employer Has Changed To A Cheaper HMO:
(748) Here's some lesser known World Records:
(747) Women And Sex
(746) Rules For Life
(745) Sexual Rhyming Terms That You May Not Know
(744) The Bachelor's Guide to Food!
(743) New Age Appliances
(742) Playing With Words
(741) Questions Employers Want To Ask At Job Interviews But Cant
(740) Personalized License Plates
(739) Actual Church Bulletins
(738) Lists Santa's Top Ten Pickup Lines
(737) Why Women Would Love Being Santa Claus
(736) This Year, I Resolve To...
(735) Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men
(734) What Sex And Parking Spaces Share In Common
(733) Useless Facts Number 7
(732) Repeat After Me:
(731) Thoughts On Life.....
(730) Things Not To Say On A Golf Course
(729) Feeling Old??
(728) Things You Did Not Learn In School....
(727) True Southerner.....
(726) What makes life 100%?
(725) Why Guitars Are Better Than Women
(724) Other' Uses For Condoms
(723) Halloween Terms....
(722) Finally The Men's Code.....
(721) Attitudes to Live By........
(720) Actual E-mail Addresses
(719) The Baseball World Series!
(718) Why Athletes Can't Have Real Jobs:
(717) Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlour...
(716) Some Handy Hints For Job Applications!
(715) Diversity Training Test
(714) Do You Remember A Time When ...
(713) You Just May Be A Nymphomaniac If...
(712) Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work:
(711) Things That Make You Go Hmmmmm . . .
(710) Expressions For Women On High Stress Days
(709) In A Mans World
(708) Benefits Of Growing Older
(707) Computer Literate Proverbs
(706) Newspapers Read By ?
(705) Military Wisdom
(704) Actual Excerpts From Classified Sections Of City Newspapers
(703) New Laws To Clean-up New York City
(702) Answering Machine At Mental Hospital...
(701) Thoughts On Aging
(700) Hilarious Signs
(699) I Love Him. but........
(698) Signs You're At An AOL Theme Park
(697) Advice To Give Your Daughters
(696) More Dejas.....
(695) Famous People Answer: "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?"
(694) Facts From The 1500's
(693) What I Want In A Man.
(692) Kid Science
(691) Top Eight Morons of the Year
(690) Things Dogs Must Try To Remember....
(689) You Know It's Time To Diet When....
(688) Prison Pick-up Lines
(687) You Know You're Getting Old When....
(686) "You're Not A Kid Anymore When...
(685) The Year Is 1902, One Hundred Years Ago...
(684) Great Quotes About Dogs
(683) "Old" Is When.....
(682) Rules For Entering Texas
(681) Words Of Wisdom
(680) A simple test to determine the level of your intellect
(679) Algorisms (Al-Gore-isms)
(678) Politics Explained!
(677) New Words And What They Mean
(676) Quotes From Sports Commentators:
(675) A Teenager Is.......
(674) What is an American?
(673) Mid-Life For Women
(672) You May Be From Ohio (Pronounced O-Hi-Uh) If:
(671) Medical Breakthrough Medications
(670) Signs Your Grandparents Are Still Sexually Active
(669) Signs You're Already A Grown-Up
(668) More Of... Kids Say The Darndest Things
(667) Job Descriptions
(666) Newspaper Headlines We'd Love to See
(665) Tips For Everyday Cheapskates (And Idiots)
(664) You Know You're A Biker When....
(663) New Phobias
(662) Jerry Springers Future Shows
(661) Ten reasons why I need Big Boobs
(660) George Carlinisms
(659) Things on Robert Blake's To-Do List
(658) Words Women Use.....
(657) Truths!!
(656) Dog Pet Peeves....
(655) You Might Be A Redneck Crossdresser If.....
(654) The Man Code
(653) Actual Answer Machine Messages
(652) Bumper Stickers....
(651) Signs You Have a Bad Airline Pilot
(650) Internal Revenue Service Theme Song
(649) Ain't It The Truth
(648) Proverbs For The Millennium
(647) Redneck Definitions 101
(646) Mid-Life
(645) Best Women's T-Shirts
(644) Things You Should Be Able Say With A Hallmark Card
(643) Guide To Women's Ads
(642) Guide To Men's Ads
(641) 20 Kinder Ways To Say "You're Stupid"
(640) Things Men Shouldn't Say After Sex
(639) More Of What Constitutes An Asshole
(638) How To Lie To The Bathroom Scale
(637) Bizarre Sexual Trivia
(636) Advantages/Disadvantages Of Having A Threesome
(635) Rules For Driving In LA
(634) Abreviated Insults
(633) Signs That Something Is Wrong With Your Marriage
(632) New Medical Terms
(631) More Of What Constitutes An Asshole!
(630) 2002 DARWIN AWARDS Are Here!!
(629) The Blonde Cook Book.....
(628) >>>> Truisms <<<<
(627) You Know It's Time To Diet When....
(626) Lessons For Life
(625) The Do's And Don'ts Of Jerking Off!
(624) Being In Prison VS Being A Housewife
(623) Golf Caddy Quotes
(622) Signs You're In Desperate Need Of Adult Supervision
(621) More Cards You Won't Find At Hallmark
(620) Signs Your Divorce Isn't Going Well
(619) Vibrators vs Men......
(618) What I've Learned From Watching Porn...
(617) Politically Correct Terms For Cat Owners
(616) You Know You're A Redneck When... 2002 Edition
(615) Signs That You Have Grown Up......
(614) I'm Glad I'm A Woman......
(613) I'm Glad I'm A Man......
(612) Actual Test Answers From Various Schools In Alabama
(611) Business Ideas That Somehow Failed...
(610) Clever Ways To Get A Blowjob
(609) New Year's Resolutions Made By Pets
(608) A Woman's Dictionary
(607) Seven Degrees Of Blonde
(606) Uses For Fruitcake....
(605) As I've Matured.....
(604) Totally ABSURD Warning Labels
(603) Christmas Songs For The Mentally Disturbed
(602) Why Christmas Trees Are Better Than Men
(601) Ten Signs Santa Doesn`t Like Your Kid
(600) Lists List Of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
(599) Men Are Like...
(598) How To Know If You're Ready To Have Kids ...
(597) Men's Rules For Women
(596) The Art Of Language VS Genders
(595) What Constitutes An Asshole.....
(594) Tools Explained
(593) Dirty Things You An Say On Thanksgiving & Get Away With It
(592) She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say . . .
(591) Slogans For Viagra Mergers....
(590) Famous Last Words....
(589) Reasons Bin Laden Gave The Taliban Not To Turn Him In
(588) Let's See If I Understand How America Works Lately . . .
(587) Ten Most Important Words
(586) Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work:
(585) What Would Happen If Your Dog's Name Was Mypenis?
(584) Searching For A New Job? Here's A Helpful List Of Common Job Terms!
(583) Men Are Always...
(582) Useful Expressions For Those HIGH STRESS Days
(581) How To Survive With Women: Treat Them Like Your Car -
(580) Afghan Tv Guide
(579) Kids Say The Darndest Things
(578) The Rules
(577) What I've Learned....
(576) More Bumper Stickers
(575) Reasons To Go To Work Naked
(574) Sounds A Little Too Coincidental....
(573) Some Thoughts On Life....
(572) Funny Sayings....
(571) Upcoming Changes To The Miss America Pageant
(570) A Toast To Womanhood!!!
(569) Different Kinds Of Stupid
(568) Dumb Questions.... No Answers
(567) Fractured Word Definitions
(566) Interesting Word Definitions
(565) Murphy Sez.....
(564) Understanding Men....A Woman's Point Of View
(563) New Seminars For Women.
(562) You Know You Had Wild Sex When....
(561) Signs Your Parents Don't Approve Of Your Date!
(560) 2000's Definitions
(559) Actual School Excuse Notes From Parents....
(558) Important Information For Women
(557) Down South Talk
(556) Things NOT To Say To The Cop Who Pulls You Over
(555) Cards Hallmark Decided Not To Print!
(554) Things that you should NEVER say to a woman during an argument:
(553) Rules When Visiting Kansas.
(552) Headlines: Year 2055
(551) How many list members does it take to change a light bulb?
(550) TO: Medical Personnel.... FROM: Human Resources
(549) Dirty Emoticons....
(548) The Car Ad Claims... It Really Means....
(547) Internet Acronyms Frequently Used
(546) Signs You Are A Lead-Footed Driver
(545) Airplanes Vs Women
(544) To All The Drunk Women, Clues To Calling It A Night
(543) What Doctors Say, And What They're Really Thinking...
(542) Political One-Liners
(541) Things That Can Drive A Sane Person Insane..
(540) New York City Pedestrian Tips...
(539) Things That Become Evident When a Baby Arrives...
(538) World's easiest quiz? OR How Blonde Are You?
(537) All Women Should Read This!!!
(536) Tips For Everyday Cheapskates (And Idiots)
(535) 13 Things PMS Stands For...
(534) You Know You're Trailer Trash When...
(533) If You Love Somebody...
(532) Actual Email Addresses...
(531) Feminine Language...
(530) Man's Useless Parts!
(529) Top Ten Books Doctors Read....
(528) Kids Statements That Are A Little ... Off Track...
(527) Top 10 Signs Your Family Is Stressed...
(526) Football Entrance Exam
(525) Signs You Smoke Too Much
(524) Top Reasons Why God Created Eve
(523) If God Were A Woman....
(522) More Things To Think About....
(521) Stuff You Just Have To Know....
(520) What I Want In A Man....
(519) Words That Should Exist
(518) Groaners You Love
(517) Stock Market Terminology Explained
(516) Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
(515) Tips For Healthy Living...
(514) Emoticons... Facial expressions made by a certain series of keystrokes
(513) Things To Think About...
(512) You Know You Live In A Small Town If...
(511) Funny One - Liners
(510) Signs Your Neighbor Is A Playboy Playmate.
(509) Signs You Forgot Secretary's Day.
(508) The New Priest
(507) You Know You're From California If....
(506) The Height Of All Emotions
(505) Ten Signs He Only Wants To Get Laid
(504 10 Things You Don't Want To Hear At A Tattoo Parlour
(503) How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb
(502) The Garden
(501) Reasons Why Alcohol Should Be Served At Work
(500) Being A Parent
(499) Deep Dumb Thoughts
(498) The Top Ten Things Men Know FOR SURE About Women
(497) Commentators Bloopers
(496) I'm A Senior Citizen
(495) Just For Today....
(494) Ways They Celebrate Spring Internationally
(493) State Motto's (Corrected)
(492) You Know You've Been In Korea To Long When...
(491) The Worlds Shortest Books
(490) Attorney Hunting Season And Bag Limits
(489) Let's Have A Baby... Questions And Answers
(488) The Miranda Rights For New York City
(487) Daily Moment Of Zen
(486) Church Bloopers
(485) The Class of 2001
(484) Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped
(483) Thoughts On Life
(482) Welcome To The South...
(481) Useless Facts Number 6
(480) How To Tell If Your Viagra Is Working
(479) What A Difference 30 Years Can Make ! ! !
(478) Politically Correct Terms....
(477) Excuses For Not Going To Work
(476) Exercise Is Good For You! Did You Know You Can Burn Calories By....
(475) I'm Not Saying She's Easy, But...
(474) Useless Facts Number 5
(473) I've learned that....
(472) No Wonder English Is Difficult To Learn
(471) Popular Sayings And Where They Came From...
(470) The Greatest Country-Western Song Titles Of All Time!
(469) Signs Your Partner Is Addicted To Internet Porn
(468) Actual Stupid Signs
(467) PUSSY vs BEER
(466) Newly Discovered Benefits of Worshiping and Adoring Your Man's Penis:
(465) To Women Everywhere From A Man Who's Had Enough . . .
(464) Battle Of The Sexes
(463) Learn To Speak Japanese In Three Minutes
(462) Training Courses Now Available for Men
(461) Some Bumper Stickers You'll Likely Be Seeing:
(460) Resolutions For Internet Junkies
(459) Cards To Send When The Relationship Goes Bad....
(458) Money.....
(457) 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Man
(456) 15 Easy Steps to Poo like a Woman
(455) On The 12th Day Of Christmas My Spouse Gave To Me...
(454) How To Cook A Christmas Turkey
(453) Coke Facts… Just when you thought you knew everything....
(452) You Know You`ve Had Too Much Christmas Cheer When...
(451) How To Tell If She's Got PMS...
(450) The Top Movies About The 2000 U.S. Election Dictionary
(449) New York Bumper Stickers
(448) Signs Of Menopause
(447) Hmo Doctor's Medical Dictionary
(446) Jerry Springer Shows You May See In The Future
(445) Things You Should Be Able Say With A Hallmark Card
(444) Don't You Just Hate It When…
(443) Cowboy Wisdom
(442) The Essential Guide to Women's English
(441) Top Ways To Piss Off A Man
(440) What Automobile Names Really Stand For
(439) What Happens When You Fall In Love With…
(438) Ways Of A Woman
(437) Worst Pick Up Lines
(436) Employee Evaluation Sheet
(435) Female Masterbation Terms
(434) She Was So Blonde That She ...
(433) Rejected Titles For The Next "Harry Potter" Book
(432) Dating Culturally
(431) A List Of Excuses NOT To Have Sex
(430) Ways To Tell Someone Their Fly Is Unzipped
(429) Bill Gates vs The Auto Industry
(428) Job Ad Phrases Re-Defined
(427) The Pre Nuptial Agreement
(426) Ways To Treat A Penis
(425) Using The Keyboard To Measure Your Dillywhacker
(424) College Life Tips
(423) Pick-Up Lines From An Aussie
Who Can't Understand Why They Don't Work
(422) Ten Signs Your Relationship Is On The Rocks
(421) Signs You Know You've Joined A Redneck HMO...
(420) Little Golden Books That Never Made It
(419) She's A Keeper If You Hear A Woman Say…
(418) Ever Wondered What It Would Be Like If Dear Abby Was A Man?
(417) True Facts About Men!
(416) Life's Laws
(415)Redneck's Drivers License Application!
(414) Murphy's Laws On Sex...
(413) Things You Don't Want To Hear Or Say In Bed
(412) Condom Promotion Slogans
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(403) One Liners For The Woman Of The 00's
(402) 15 Songs From "The Survivor" Soundtrack
(401) Reasons Why A Handgun Is Better Than A Woman
(400) New Heights
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(388)Men Always...
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(386) Useless Facts #3
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(380) Medical Chart Bloopers 2
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(371) Ponderables
(370) ...and you wonder why it didn't last
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(351) Murphy's Laws For Nurses
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(118) Clinton vs Nixon
(117) Martha Stewart's TOP TIPS!
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(113) Big Breast vs Small Breast
(112) Only In America
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(110) Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
(109) Creative Quotes From 11 Year Olds' Science Exams
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(103) Age and Womanhood - Manhood
(102) The Dump List
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(100) Politically Stupid
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(98) Viagra And Other Great Concoctions
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(48) Most Important People In A Womans Life
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(44) Things Confucius Say
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(42) Reasons To Prefer Sheep
(41) How To Get Rid of Jehovah Witnesses
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(32) Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery
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(30) Bumper Stickers
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(23) Why Dogs Are Better Than Women
(22) Good * Bad * Worse
(21) Rules For Being Human
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(18) Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren't
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(14) Murphy's Laws On Sex
(13) Embarrassing Ways to Die
(12) Things You'll Never Hear One Woman Say To Another
(11) Food Ideas Rejected By McDonalds
(10) Things You'll Never Hear A Man Say
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(1) Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
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