What is an American?
 | We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime we have to make the down payment on a car. |
| | We whip the enemy in battle, then give them the shirt off our backs. |
| | We yell for speed laws that will stop fast driving, then won't buy a car if it can't go over 100 miles an hour. |
| | Americans get scared to death if we vote a billion dollars for education, then are unconcerned when we find out we are spending three billion dollars a year for cigarettes. |
| | We know the line-up of every baseball team in the American and National Leagues but don't know half the words in the "Star Spangled Banner". |
| | We'll spend half a day looking for vitamin pills to make us live longer, then drive 90 miles an hour on slick pavement to make up for lost time. |
| | We tie up our dog while letting our sixteen year old son run wild. |
| | We will work hard on a farm so we can move into town where we can make more money so we can move back to the farm. |
| | In the office we talk about baseball, shopping or fishing, but when we are out at the game, the mall or on the lake, we talk about business. |
| | We are the only people in the world who will pay $6.00 to park our car while eating a $.39 sandwhich. |
| | We're the country that has more food to eat than any other country in the world and more diets to keep us from eating it. |
| | We run from morning to night trying to keep our earning power up with our yearning power. |
| | We're supposed to be the most civilized Christian nation on earth, but we still can't deliver payrolls without an armored car. |
| | We have more experts on marriage than any other country in the world and still have more divorces. |
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