Identifying Drivers
| 1. | One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago |
| 2. | One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York |
| 3. | One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston |
| 4. | One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California, With gun: L.A. |
| 5. | Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California. |
| 6. | Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy |
| 7. | One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle |
| 8. | One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a MacDonalds bag out the window: Texas (city, male) |
| 9. | One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas (country male) |
| 10. | One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas (female) |
| 11. | Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia |
| 12. | Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida |
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