Identifying Drivers

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago
2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York
3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
4. One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator: California, With gun: L.A.
5. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
6. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy
7. One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game: Seattle
8. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both on the brake, throwing a MacDonalds bag out the window: Texas (city, male)
9. One hand on wheel, one hand hanging out the window, keeping speed steadily at 70 mph, driving down the center of the road unless coming around a blind curve, in which case they are on the left side of the road: Texas (country male)
10. One hand constantly refocusing the rear-view mirror to show different angles of the BIG hair, one hand going between mousse, brush, and rat-tail to keep the helmet hair going, both feet on the accelerator, poodle steering the car, chrome .38 revolver with mother of pearl inlaid handle in the glove compartment: Texas (female)
11. Four wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: West Virginia
12. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: Florida
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