1. The reason a dog has so many friends is that his tail wags instead of his tongue. --Anonymous
2. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. --Ann Landers
3. There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. --Ben Williams
4. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. --Josh Billings
5. We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. It's the best deal man has ever made. --M. Acklam
6. If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise. --Unknown
7. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. --Robert A. Heinlein
8. You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "Wow, you're right! I never would've thought of that!" --Dave Barry
9. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. --Roger Caras
10. We all should strive to be the great person that our dogs think we are. --Unknown
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