||Don't you have some laundry to do or something?
||Ohh, you are so cute when you get all pissed off.
||You're just upset because your ass is beginning to spread.
||Wait a minute - I get it. What time of the month is it?
||You sure you don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
||Sorry. I was just picturing you naked.
||Whoa, time out. Football is on.
||Looks like someone had an extra bowl of bitch flakes this morning!
||Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
||Who are you kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.