Yo Mama's So Big

  Yo Mama's butt is so big, it looks like two pigs fightin' over a milk dud!
  Yo Mama's so big, her belly button's got an echo.
  Yo Mama's so big, they had to paint a stripe down her back to see if she was walking or rolling.
  Yo Mama's so big, she uses busses for rollerskates.
  Yo Mama's so big, she can't wear an X jacket cause helicopters kept landing on her back.
  Yo Mama's so big, she uses the interstate for a Slip `n Slide.
  Yo Mama's so big, when you climb on top of her your ears pop.
  Yo Mama's so big, she whistles bass.
  Yo Mama's so big, she uses bowling balls for earrings.
  Yo Mama's so big, that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size fits most"
  Yo Mama's so big, when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway.
  Yo Mama's so big, when I fingered her I lost a watch and two rings!
  Yo Mama's so big, when she goes in the water at the beach she changes the tide.
  Yo Mama's so big, when she stands up the sun goes out.

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