Yo Mama's So Fat
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	Yo' mama's so fat she has to use a boomerang to put on her belt!
	Yo' mama's so fat she has a naked picture of Chef Boyardee in her wallet!
	Yo' mama's so fat they call her WIDE 2 K !
	Yo Mama so fat she has to lay in the driveway to put on her underwear.
	Yo Mama so fat when she jumped in the ocean the Whales started singing "We are family..."
	Yo Mama's so fat that when the house burnt down we had to use her underwear for a tent.
	Yo Mama's so fat the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds
	Yo Mama's so fat, she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, a picture of her fell off the wall!
	Yo Mama's so fat, her picture takes two frames.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when I yell "Kool-Aid," she comes crashing through the wall.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she could sell shade.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she crosses the street, cars look out for her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
	Yo Mama's so fat, people jog around her for exercise.
	Yo Mama's so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she was walking in her jeans I swear I smelled something burning.
	Yo Mama's so fat, I gotta take three steps back just to see all of her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she sees the big top and asks "Where can I try that on?"
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the circus she takes up all the rings.
	Yo Mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
	Yo Mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she dances, she makes the band skip.
	Yo Mama's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.
	Yo Mama's so fat, all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Mama"
	Yo Mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
	Yo Mama's so fat, the animals at the zoo feed her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when your father mounts her, his ears pop.
	Yo Mama's so fat, "Place Your Ad Here" is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
	Yo Mama's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays football she plays the interior line.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears heels, they're flats by the afternoon.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."
	Yo Mama's so fat, she wakes up in sections.
	Yo mam's so fat, she shops for clothes in the local tent shop.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has friends come help.
	Yo mama' so fat, she's 36-24-36... but thats her forearm, neck, and thigh!
	Yo Mama's so fat, they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.
	Yo Mama's so fat, they call her "Big Fat Ho."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

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