Yo Mama's So Fat
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	Yo Mama's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
	Yo Mama's so fat, instead of Levis 501 jeans, she wears Levi's 1002's.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.
	Yo Mama's so fat, all of her clothes have to be custom made by a contractor.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.
	Yo Mama's so fat, we got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she could go a week without eating and still not lose weight.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she's half Indian, half Irish, and half American.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.
	Yo Mama's so fat, if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound test!
	Yo Mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.
	Yo Mama's so fat, if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
	Yo Mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she made weight watchers go blind.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she wears a watch on each arm, one for each timezone.
	Yo Mama's so fat n black, she jumped in the ocean and they thought she was an oil spill.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her nickname is "Hoover Dam."
	Yo Mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it said "Please step out of the car."
	Yo Mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and she saw her phone number.
	Yo Mama's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 she was on a scale.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she gets on the scale it says "To be continued."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she steps on a scale, it says "One at a time, please."
	Yo mama' so fat, she's moving the Earth out of its orbit.
	Yo Mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has her own area code.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when I was done I rolled over, over again, and I was still on top of her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs.
	Yo Mama's so fat, your daddy had to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she broke her leg and gravy dripped out.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she can't reach her back pocket.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she comes down the stairs she measures 5.8 on the Richter scale.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she even orders "Thank You, Come Again."
	Yo Mama's so fat, and her back is so crooked, when she lays down...people say "I didn't know we had mountains."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.

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