Yo Mama's So Fat
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	Yo Mama's so fat, she eats biscuits like tic tacs.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she DJ's for the ice cream truck.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she stepped on a talking scale and it told her to "Get the fuck off."
	Yo Mama's so fat, no one can talk behind her back.
	Yo Mama's so fat, I gain weight just by watching her eat.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she takes a shower, her feet don't get wet.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she's got her own zip code.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her as a new world.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she went to the movies and sat next to everyone.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has to pull down her pants to get into her pockets.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has more nooks and crannies than a Thomas' English Muffin.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial shot.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
	Yo Mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when yo father fell in love with her he got lost.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she swims, she leaves stretch marks on the swimming pool.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she leaves stretch marks on the bathtub.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she fills up the tub, she fills up the tub.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she auditioned for a part in "Indiana Jones," she got the part as the big rolling ball. Yo Mama's so fat, she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu, and says "Okay."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do drapes."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when I finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, I was still on her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word for it!
	Yo Mama's so fat, she's got Amtrak tattooed on her leg.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she put on some BVD's by the time they reached her waist they spelled "BouleVarD."
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has to buy two airline tickets.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she eats pumpkin pies like Skittles.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has to grease her hands to get into her pockets.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has two stomachs: One for meat, one for vegetables.
	Yo Mama's so fat, the shadow of her ass weighs 50 pounds.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.
	Yo Mama's so fat, NASA orbits satellites around her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
	Yo mama so fat that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.
	Yo Mama's so fat, all the chairs in her house have seatbelts.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she smells like bacon at 90 degrees.

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