Yo Mama's So Fat
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  Yo Mama's so fat, she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.
  Yo Mama's so fat, I saw her in New York, and when I told my friend in LA, he'd seen her too.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she looks like the Stay-Puff marshmallow man on steroids.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on the corner and the police came & said "Break it up!"
  Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on a dollar and made change.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she has to get out of the car to change gears.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she's on both sides of the family.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she can't tie her own shoes.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she eats cereal out of a satellite dish.
  Yo Mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she sat in Big Foot and made it a lowrider.
  Yo Mama's so fat, when she got on the bus she turned it into a low rider.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she has 48 midnight snacks.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H ...D.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she uses hula hoops to hold up her socks.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she uses a pillow case as a sock.
  Yo Mama's so fat, her skates went flat.
  Yo Mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she wears a VCR for a beeper.
  Yo Mama's so fat, the highway patrol made her wear a "Caution! Wide Turn" sign.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on an Oreo and unlocked the magic.
  Yo Mama's so fat, they had to baptize her at Sea World.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she jumped in da ocean and the whales started singing "We are family!"
  Yo Mama's so fat, when I have sex with her I have to slap her ass and ride the wave in.
  Yo Mama's so fat, they changed my Physics book to say "What goes up must come down, except Yo mama."
  Yo Mama's so fat, when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
  Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks down the street everyone yells "Earthquake!"
  Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks down the street, you can hear her hips saying to each other "If you let me by, I'll let you pass."
  Yo Mama's so fat, when she walks in front of the T.V., you miss 5 minutes of your show.
  Yo Mama's so fat, when she volunteered to clean cages at the zoo, people walked by and said "Look at the elephant!"
  Yo Mama's so fat, they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she bungee jumped and went straight to hell.
  Yo Mama's so fat, when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she uses blanket as a washcloth.
  Yo Mama's so fat, she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.
  Yo Mama's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

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