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   Yo Mama's So Fat
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	Yo Mama's so fat, when her beeper went off, people thought she was backing up.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she goes to the beach, little kids yell "Free Willy, Free Willy."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she plays pool with the planets.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she's taller lying down.
	Yo Mama's so fat, the only thing she can fit into at the clothing store is the dressing rooms.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she fell down the stairs, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again.
	Yo Mama's so fat, they had to install speed bumps at the all-u-can-eat buffet.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she pulls up a chair to an all-u-can-eat buffet.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house.
	Yo Mama's so fat, you can pinch an inch on her forehead.
	Yo Mama's so fat, you could go swimming in her bra.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
	Yo Mama's so fat, on a scale of 1 to 10, she's a 747.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she has a greater gravitational attraction than a black hole.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she uses the carpet as a blanket.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears corduroy pants, the ridges don't show.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she made Richard Simmons cry.
	Yo Mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool-Aid Man."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people call her "Taxi!"
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, kids think its the school bus.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she wears a purple sweater people call her "Barney."
	Yo mama is so fat, when she sits in a chair, the rolls on her legs, cover her feet like a blanket.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass back in the water.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she sat on a rainbow, Skittle's fell out.
	Yo Mama's so fat, and you're so poor, when she comes in your house the tires pop.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she don't know wether she's walking or rolling.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when I tried to fuck her I didn't know if I was hitting the hole or a roll.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when my dog went to fuck her he had to peel too many fat rolls and said "Fuck It."
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she fart the whole planet came out.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she makes sumo wrestlers look anerexic.
	Yo Mama's so fat, her car is made of spandex.
	Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.
	Yo Mama's so fat, we're inside her right now.
	Yo Mama's so fat, one day when she got in a fight the person fighting her got lost in her.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.
	Yo Mama's so fat, if she were an airplane, she'd be a jumbo jet.
	Yo Mama's so fat, one day she was lifting up her rolls and a car fell out.
	Yo Mama's so fat, Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.
	Yo Mama's so fat, when the bitch goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

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