Yo Mama's So Hairy

	Yo Mama's so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, you almost died of rug burn at birth.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, she's a stunt double for Chubaca in Star Wars.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a headlock.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, if I shaved her legs, I could supply wigs for the entire Hair Club for Men.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, she spread her legs and said, "We're going to Bush Gardens."
	Yo Mama's chest hair is so long, its growing all the way down to her dick.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, she shaved her ass and she disappeared.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her.
	Yo Mama's so hairy, when she goes to the circus the bearded lady protests against non-union workers.

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