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	Yo momma like Santa Claus! Ho! Ho! Ho!
	Yo momma like a squirrel, always got nuts in her mouth!
	Yo momma like a hardware store, 5 cents a screw!
	Yo momma like a pool table, give 5 cents and she'll rack your balls!
	Yo momma like a race car, burns four rubbers a day!
	Yo momma like a vacum cleaner, sucks, blows, and doesn't use condomns!
	Yo momma so ugly that when she looked out the window she was arrested for mooning!
	Yo mama reminds me of a toilet, fat, white, and smells like shit.
	Yo mama's blind and seeing another man.
	Yo mama's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map, she can see people waving at her.
	Yo mama's glasses are so thick she can see into the future.
	Yo mama's glasses are so thick, she can burn ants with them.
	Yo mama applied for a job at a strip club but they already had a stage.
	Yo mama's glasses are so thick, a blind person could see with them.
	Yo mama's nostrils are so huge she makes Patrick Ewing jealous.
	Yo mama lost at Hide N' Seek when I spotted her behind the Himalayas.
	Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to look up to tie her shoes.
	Yo mama fell down on the sidewalk and by the time she got back up she made $1.50.
	Yo mama's cookin' is so bad, even the roaches say "Naw man, I ate before I came over."
	Yo mama and daddy are so fat, when they were going to have sex, they saw each others rolls, got hungry, and went to Denny's instead.
	Yo mama's so hunchbacked, she has to wear goggles to wash dishes.
	Yo mama's pussy is so dry, sand crabs cary canteens.
	Yo mama's pussy is so cold, my tongue gets stuck to it whenever I lick it.
	Yo mama's pussy is so stank, you can't eat it without a lifeguard on duty.
	Yo mama's so bucktoothed, she can eat corn-on-the-cob through a picket fence.
	Yo mama sucks so much dick, she sells her spit to the sperm bank.
	Yo mama sucks so much dick, her lips went double platinum.
	Yo mama sucks so much, a black hole would be embarrased.
	Yo mama got fired from the sperm bank for drinking on the job.
	Yo mama sucks dick so hard, I had to pull the sheets out of my ass.
	Yo mama's such a cold bitch, her tits give soft serve ice cream.
	Yo mama's so crusty, she shits loafs.

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