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	Yo mama's car's so ugly, someone broke in just to steal The CLUB.
	Yo mama wears knee-pads and calls out "Curb service."
	Yo mama's so white, she makes Queen look like Queen Latifah.
	Yo mama's so white, she makes Michael Jackson look black.
	Yo mama' so cross-eyed, when she has sex she thinks its a threesome.
	Yo mama's so cross-eyed, when she dropped a dime, she thought she picked up two nickels.
	Yo mama's cross-eyed and watches TV in stereo.
	Yo mama's so cross-eyed, she thought her only child was a twin.
	Yo mama fell out of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
	Yo mama's a stunt double for the predator.
	Yo mama's in a wheelchair talkin' bout "Stop pushing me 'round."
	Yo mama's house is so cold, the roaches ice skate through the kitchen.
	Yo mama's house is so dusty the roaches ride around on dune buggies.
	Yo mama's house is so nasty, even the roaches wear slippers.
	Yo mama's house has roaches so big, the termites have to carry switchblades.
	Yo mama's a stunt double for John Travolta.
	Yo mama's so ragged out, when she sat on a stool she started sliding down.
	Yo mama's house is so small, we had to eat a large pizza outside.
	Yo mama's house is so small, the cockroaches are hunchbacked.
	Yo mama's house is so small, when she drops a Kleenex she has wall to wall carpet.
	Yo mama's house is so small, she ain't got room to change her mind.
	Yo mama's house is so small, when you go in the front door you trip over the back gate.
	Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and broke the back window.
	Yo mama's house is so small, I put my key in the lock and stabbed everyone inside.
	Yo mama's house is so small, I threw a rock threw the window and hit everyone inside.

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