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	Yo mama's house is so small, when she let me in, I was in the back yard.
	Yo mama's so tough her middle name is Rambo.
	Yo mama's missing a finger and can't count past 9.
	Yo mama's so backwards she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
	Yo mama's so flat chested, she's jealous of the wall.
	Yo mama's so cheap, instead of buying a fire alarm, she hangs Jiffy Pop from the ceiling.
	Yo mama's so cheap, I gave her a penny for sex and she gave me change.
	Yo mama's so cheap, even you could buy her.
	Yo mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone.
	Yo mama's so grouchy, the McDonalds she works in doesn't even serve Happy Meals.
	Yo mama's so easy that when she heard Santa Claus say Ho Ho Ho she thought she was getting it three times.
	Yo mama's so easy that when she turns off the bedroom light, she closes the car door.
	Yo mama's so easy, after sex she says "Who are you guys?"
	Yo mama's such a whore, she listed you as an incedental on her tax returns.
	Yo mama's twice the man you are.
	Yo mama, 'nuff said.
	Yo mama is so bad, when she got called for jury duty she was found guilty.
	Yo mama talks on the phone so much, it's even busy when I dial the wrong number.
	Yo mama drives a Yugo.
	Yo mama said she liked seafood, so I gave her crabs.
	Yo mama sets off car alarms when she runs.
	Yo mama was born on Independence Day and can't remember her birthday.
	Yo mama was in K-Mart with a box of Hefty bags. I said, "What ya doin'?" She said, "Buying luggage."
	Yo mama watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
	Yo mama wears a Nike tag on her weave so now everybody calls her Hair Jordan.

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