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  Yo mama's such a slut, she got her tubes tied and still got pregnant.
  Yo mama's such a slut, she gives out frequent rider miles.
  Yo mama's such a slut, she has a number dispenser on her bedpost.
  Yo mama's such a slut, she has people take numbers to get into her bedroom.
  Yo mama's maxi pads are so thick, she could bend over and deflect bullets.
  Yo mama's so chunky, she be the chunkiest mama in all da' land.
  Yo mama's so weak, she threw a rock at da ground and missed.
  I just saw Yo mama walking down the hall with a mattress straped to her back asking for volunteers!
  I saved Yo mama's life today... I killed a shit-eating dog on the way over.
  I saw Yo mama at the freak show petting the world's largest turtle.
  I saw Yo mama eating a Ho Ho and thought to myself... I guess you are what you eat.
  Yo mama's such a whore that I could've been Yo daddy, but the guy in line behind me had the correct change.
  I could have been Yo daddy but the monkey beat me up the stairs.
  I could have been Yo daddy, but the monkey in front of me in line didn't use a condom
  I could have done Yo mama, but when my grandmother gave me a quarter she said to not spend it all in one place.
  I could have been Yo daddy, but the line was too long.
  I could have been Yo daddy, but the dog beat me under the fence.
  If my dog had a face as ugly as Yo mama's, I'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards.
  The difference between Yo mama and a washing machine is that when I dump a load in the washing machine, it doesn't call me the next day.
  The difference between Yo mama and a 747 is that not everyone's been on a 747.
  The difference between Yo mama and 747 is that Yo mama carries more passengers.
  The difference between Yo mama and a pretzel is that a pretzel doesn't have my nuts on it's chin.
  I'm gonna cut yo mama down so hard crack couldn't get her high.
  You suck, yo sista' sucks, and Yo mama would suck too... If I had a nickel.
  You don't have a mama, just two dads and a chemistry set.
  I don't have a mama... My dad and I just use yours.

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