Yo Mama's So Old
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	Yo Mama's so old, she's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license.
	Yo Mama's so old, she took her drivers test on a dinosaur.
	Yo Mama's so old, the key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment.
	Yo Mama's so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.
	Yo Mama's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
	Yo Mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
	Yo Mama's so old, she has a Jesus Starter jacket.
	Yo Mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
	Yo Mama's so old, she owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp.
	Yo Mama's so old, she drove a chariot to high school.
	Yo Mama's so old, she baby-sat for Jesus.
	Yo Mama's so old, her social security number is 000-00-001.
	Yo Mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
	Yo Mama's so old, she owes Jesus a nickel.
	Yo Mama's so old, she owes Moses a quarter.
	Yo Mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
	Yo Mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
	Yo Mama's so old, when God said "let there be light" she was there to flick the switch.
	Yo Mama's so old, when Moses split the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.
	Yo Mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.
	Yo Mama's so old, she ran track with dinosaurs.

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